Torchwood: Children of Earth - Day Three

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Torchwood: Children of Earth - Day Three can be watched on the BBC iPlayer here.

You hear that sound? That almost inhuman cry of rage and frustration echoing out across the land followed by a tearing sound and two soft wet plops? That was me ripping out my eyes and ear drums during that episode of Torchwood. I know I wrote that almost nothing happened yesterday, but at least it was exciting nothing - this was genuinely nothing AND boring to boot.

Seriously, I can't remember the last time I've been so annoyed while watching a TV show as the last few moments of Day Three. Sat there having to slap my face in order to remain conscious while waiting for the dull monosyllabic fart breathing alien 456 s-l-o-w-l-y trot out it's rather ludicrous demand*.

*[Which for the record is a ten percent tithe of the world's children. Because why make sensible demands the human race is going to consider when you can be a cartoony super-villian style monster? (They could be making this daft request just as an excuse to start a war mind you). Someone get that alien a moustache to twiddle and a white cat to stroke.]


OK, initial rant aside. What was good in this episode? The stealing montage was kind of amusing, likewise the dressing up scene was also fun and Rhys again got some great and very human lines. Lois and Clem continue to be interesting characters (even if Lois is a rubbish liar) and the show continues to trot out amusing lines regarding Ianto's sexual orientation. Also the show cleverly kept the alien 456 out of sight, concealing it's appearance enough to make it look threatening and mysterious. What I did see of it reminded me of The Great Race of Yith.


If I'm honest I'm not sure why it reminded me of them, I guess just because it looks like strange things on the ends of tendrils, still being compared to a Lovecraftian monster is a GOOD thing, as all the cool monsters come from the Cthulhu Mythos. Just ask any Shoggoth.

But there were so many things wrong with this episode that the good was buried under a pile of mundanely and dross. I was consistently wound up by all the scenes involving the 456, which were slow paced and suffered from absolutely terrible continuity. If you have an alien which is busy spewing up on the inside of your tank at random moments it's pretty jarring to have the tank magically clean before each spew. I lost count of the number of times that green junk splashed up against the inside of a completely clean tank. Who's in charge of continuity and realism in the Torchwood development team? They need to be fired, immediately.

Likewise whoever thought the slow nature of the conversation between Frobisher and the smog tank would build suspense needs to be shown the door as well - it wasn't tense, it was frustrating and annoying. I was so un-gripped by it that I had no problem repeatedly pausing the scene to do other things, that's not the sign of gripping TV. In contrast during an episode of The Shield I watched earlier today I needed to pee about ten minutes into the story and refused to go to the loo until the episode was over - and I was watching that show on DVD and had seen it before at least four times.

I'd like to write more, but really I don't have much else to say except I pretty much hated this episode passionately. I'm going to catch the final two episodes, I still want to give Torchwood a chance to turn things around because I want to believe in the show. But it's not looking good if their going to keep milking these overly laboured and frankly boring moments.

All you need to know about this episode can be boiled down into a few points. In 1965 Jack gave 12 children to the 456 who promised that was all they wanted. Clem was supposed to be one of them, but ran away and went mad. It turns out the 456 lied, now they want 10% of all the world's children. That's it.

Gripping TV this was not. Please, please let Episodes 4 and 5 turn this around. Don't let me down BBC Wales.

For an alternative take on the episode check out Snark and Fury and Dan's Media Digest.

(For the record I'm tired and I might revise my opinion in the morning. But this episode of Torchwood actually gave me a huge headache, I can't remember the last time a TV show caused me physical pain.)
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What if all TV Shows were Twittered?

By Rev/Views
I use Twitter on occasion, mostly to keep a track of things which are happening in the world of television by following certain feeds and also to report updates and so on.

But a while back I wondered what would happen if I tried to sum up various TV Shows in 140 characters or less. I decided to avoid putting the results onto Twitter to avoid spoilering things for people. So for your enjoyment they're here instead. Be aware, every single one of these will spoiler the shows mentioned in one way or another.

So without further adieu I present TV Shows in 140 characters or less - twitter style.

Six Feet Under:
Family of funeral directors brought back together when father dies, they carry on for a while then all of them die as well.

Seinfeld:
Four friends have a contest to see who can go without masturbating longest. George cheats, but doesn't admit it for four years.

How I Met Your Mother:
A story about how I met everyone up to and including your mother, told over many years. There's also a goat.

Friends:
Ross and Rachel spend ten years dancing around each other before getting together. Joey gets a spin-off and fails.

Battlestar Galactica:
Humans flee from murderous robots they created and find primitive Earth. God may have been involved.

Boston Legal:
Denny Crane and Alan Shore work together for five years before getting married. Denny never loses a case.

Dead Like Me:
Mandy Patinkin (Rube) dispenses sage advice to the freshly dead George before mysteriously disappearing. People die.

Futurama:
Delivery boy is cryogenically frozen, awakens in Year 3000, world not taken over by talking apes. Talking robots are a feature though.

The Wire:
It's too deep and complicated to explain here. Go watch it.

Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law:
Retired superhero becomes laywer, forced to win every case twice and is then killed by Stephen Colbert.

The 4400:
4400 people are abducted and returned with special powers, everything gets cancelled before it's wrapped up.

The Shield:
Cop kills another cop and gets a job working for the feds instead of going to jail. His co-workers aren't so lucky.

Curb Your Enthusiasm:
Larry David proceeds to offend everyone he meets, repeatedly.

Knightmare:
Children explore a virtual reality dungeon and get killed. Virtually.

The Simpsons:
The Simpsons do everything first in the world of television. "Simpsons did it."

The Dead Zone:
Johnny Smith gets knocked on head, gains psychometry but his TV show gets cancelled before he can save the world from Greg Stillson.

Frasier:
Ex-bar patron gets his own radio show, spends ten years in Seattle before leaving for Chicago - still single.

That 70s Show:
Nerdy guy gets the hot red head, then loses her, then gets her, then loses her, then gets her again. 70s style.

Gavin and Stacey:
Couple meet on the Internet, get married. British public thinks it's all lush and lovely!

Fawlty Towers:
Hotel owner almost gives himself a stress induced heartattack while insulting his wife, staff and guests. Don't mention the war!

Black Books:
Disgruntled shop owner hires confused hippy type and spends his time abusing him.

Spaced:
Two people move in together and pretend to be a couple for two years. They possibly end up becoming one.

24
Jack Bauer repeatedly saves the world from increasingly ludicrious threats, for his next trick he'll punch the Earth out of it's orbit.

Heroes:
Who cares any more? Seriously? Stick with saving the cheerleader.

Deadliest Warrior:
Crazy match ups between historical warriors occur. No Pirates vs Ninjas vs Robots vs Zombies though.

Feel some of these aren't good enough? Want to give it a go yourself? Your favourite show is missing? Then give it a try in the comments section - or perhaps even on Twitter.

This also works well for books and movies - movies are a lot easier as they're shorter than TV shows.
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Shield Marathon: Season Two: Disc One

By Rev/Views

A little off the pace at the moment with this Shield marathon, mostly because I didn't figure Torchwood into the equation when I worked out the timing of watching all this. We'll have to see how it goes, but the Marathon might take longer than the twelve days I had planned. Maybe I'll scale it back to a disc a day and run it over a longer period. Depends on how I'm feeling.

As always there's a timeline of watching each episode (this time spread over two days) followed by a collection of random thoughts.

Beyond the link are the episodes - "The Quick Fix", "Dead Soldiers", "Parteners" and "Carte Blanche"...

18:54 – Unfortunately a visit from a guest set me back several hours, adding onto that the problem that I’m having guests around tomorrow and Thursday I’ll be away from the TV all afternoon and evening I’m left unsure if I can manage this marathon before it’s time to go back to work or not. Currently I have eight days and I need to average around three discs a day to do it. With this in mind I’ve figured out I can watch two or three episodes before Torchwood starts and maybe the remainder before bed.

18:57 – The Quick Fix

18:57 – These men are being given tires to wear, hmm. Now they’re getting liquid poured on them. Maybe it's some kind of hazing ritual.

18:58 – And now they’re on fire. That’s a pretty unpleasant way to go.

18:58 – It’s Mark Rolston he’s a P.I. looking into Corrine. Apparently she’s at this motel.

18:59 – Trust Vic to go off half cocked. Wrong room Vic!

18:59 – Ah, the PI had bad intel - Corrine wasn't ever there.

19:00 – Shane, Lem and Tio – Taking Care of Business!

19:00 – Hang on, Shane’s in charge while Vic’s gone. Doesn’t Vic recall Shane’s poor decisions last season?

19:01 – Sure enough, they’ve been on the road for less than a minute and they’re pulled over.

19:02 – Ah Shane, you just can’t bluff a cop as well as Vic. Looks like Aceveda’s could get called in.

19:02 – Vic arrives, he’s all smiles and smooth words.

19:03 – Oh dear Aceveda’s arrived.

19:03 – What the heck? He’s assuming responsibility. Vic looks like he’s swallowed a kitten.

19:04 – Vic’s in trouble with teacher.

19:05 – Turns out it’s all on the level, Vic really was being sloppy with the paperwork.

19:06 – “Ay dios mios I’m Burning!” – Vic showing his usual concern over gangers being burnt.

19:06 – Aceveda’s mellowed out somewhat towards Vic, but he’s keeping a close eye on them.

19:07 – That’s blood. Looks like there’s something wrong with the coke, that guy’s puking up his stomach

19:08 – That’s just a cruel method of interrogation.

19:09 – Armadio’s mentioned, I’m sure he’s someone important.

19:10 – Gee Vic, where are you going to find fifty grand?

19:11 – The retirement fund’s cleaned out. It’s been invested. In COKE!

19:12 – Why are you surprised at what Shane’s been pulling Victor? His record last season was basically bad judgement after bad judgement.

19:13 – Kristen Bell! Is this what Veronica Mars did on her holidays? Get tattooed by Armadio?

19:14 – I guess you’re not that broken up about Corrine if you’re staying over Danny’s occasionally.

19:15 – I’m lost, which thing are they talking about? A thing or a thing?

19:16 – Looks like Armadio and his brother are all over Vic. The drug shipment was tainted back in Mexico.

19:17 – How are you going to raise twenty five grand Vic? Assault Mexico

19:18 – That’s a good way to treat a civilian auditor.

19:19 – I guess the other name for this episode would be “Vic’s Day off” or “What Vic Did on his Holidays”

19:20 – Mexican Policeman, his almost as bald as Vic is.

19:20 – What’s the odds Lem and Shane get mugged?

19:21 – 100%

19:21 – Seems Dutch-Boy hasn’t lost any of his moves where women are concerned.

19:22 – The little girl brought Dutch’s book back. Now he’s trying to interview a little girl. She’s a minor Dutch, does Claudette have to explain it to you?

19:23 – Is Vic going to try and take these guys down without guns? I believe he is.

19:24 – Success! Only in The Shield.

19:25 – Time for another tire necklace. Or will he talk first?

19:27 – It’s Armadio! Scarred on the outside, nasty on the inside. Armadio!

19:28 – I don’t think he’s going to crack like most people you get in that room guys.

19:28 – You really don’t want to get the little girl involved guys. Definitely try for another way.

19:29 – “I have a bad feeling about this” – Really Ronnie?

19:30 – Bullet holes in the trunk, four hundred thousand in cash and Vic still plans to fit this guy in trunk as well? He’s brave, you’ve got to give him that much.

19:31 – Oh shut up civilian auditor woman.

19:32 – On the road, that’s where I want to be…

19:33 – “In the field? Is that code for he [Mackey] goes where ever he wants?” – Why yes, yes it is.

19:35 – Go Julien, chatting up the single mom.

19:37 – It looks like the Strike Team is scuppered. Wait, no, once again Vic bluffs his way past.

19:38 – And now he charms the civilian auditor as well. Silver tongued devil.

19:39 – Armadio knows about the little girl. Quick, move fast.

19:40 – Papa Vic’s confiscating everyone’s keys. Naughty Strike Team.

19:41 – I tell you what, with that little dove on her cheek it’s clear that The Shield isn’t afraid of terrible moments and subjects. Poor mite.

19:42 – How do you feel now Dutch?

19:42 – Looks like Vic at least cleaned up his home after the end of the last season. Well cleaned it a little.
19:43 – David and Vic, reunited verses the civilian auditor, the old team back together again.

19:45 – Enough time for one more before Torchwood.

19:45 – Dead Soldiers

19:45 – I wonder if these Dead Soldiers are the same kinds as the ones mentioned by Bubbles in The Wire’s first season – used cocaine vials.

19:46 – The Strike Team, gatecrashers and party poopers extraordinaire.

19:47 – Looks like someone set fire to comic book guy’s store (Tio’s crib)

19:48 – Poor dead piggy

19:49 – “This is gangland, my domain” – Vic

19:50 – Another Vic and Claudette team up episode.

19:51 – Armadio’s using the polariod of his brother in the cage as a bookmark.

19:54 – Tio keeps a ledger of his transactions? It’s going to be bad if the safe holding it turns up in Claudette’s hands.

19:56 – Who’s the city official shot? It’s a traffic warden. Looks like Aceveda’s been running interference on Lanie.

19:57 – I think I warned you not to let Claudette get her hands on that safe.

19:58 – Nice car, being a PI must pay very well.

19:58 – Terrorists, mixing chemicals, dirty bombs? What could it be?

19:59 – I think that’s the first time 9/11 was directly referenced on The Shield (there was the speech from the woman last season but that was more subtle).

20:00 – So that’s what the smell is. It’s pickled fish. How pleasant.

20:01 – Lem’s attempt to be sensitive with Vic falls on deaf ears.

20:02 – You’ve to do better than that to pull a fast one over on Claudette.

20:04 – Claudette’s on your trail Vic, sniff sniff! She’s like a blood hound.

20:06 – Someone tell Armadio to keep his clothes on.

20:07 – You’d better hope Tio doesn’t crack Vic. Claudette’s pretty good.

20:08 – Seems like Lem knows a little psychology.

20:10 – Tio’s one cool customer.

20:11 – Dutch walks in, Vic and David walk out. Carry on like that guys and he’s going to think he smells or something.

20:12 – Tio’s ID’d a bald guy, the firebug now has hair. Oops.

20:13 – Second disconnection of the Interrogation room camera. Claudette’s done it this time.

20:14 – Just as well Aceveda’s able to run interference for Vic at the moment isn’t it?

20:15 – Ladies and gentlemen, Tio has left the building.

20:18 – Dutch has caught his guy because he thought as it was a government test it would be unreliable.

20:19 – That’s one angry Claudette, I think this is the moment where she begins to turn against Vic.

20:20 – You should have put down the gun when you were told dude. It’s too late to put it down because you’ve been shot dead.

20:22 – Bit of a moral to this story, people hardly care that an Arab has been shot dead, terrible.

20:23 – Lanie’s bulimic! That’s attractive.

20:23 – Dutch again messes up where a woman’s concerned. But as he says “I’ve got a girlfriend.”

20:24 – You don’t go throwing Vic into bins man. That’s just not cricket.

20:25 – R.I.P. Tio, looks like it’s a bad gig being Vic’s dealer. Kern better be careful.

20:26 – Now that’s throwing the book at him. Oh, nasty.

20:27 – The famous face burning scene. I know Armadio’s a complete bastard but still, it’s harsh to watch.

20:28 – Time for a break to watch Torchwood (which is on in half an hour) and then You Have Been Watching.

23:44 – Having survived Torchwood and enjoyed YHBW I figure I can get in one more episode of The Shield before bed, maybe two if I’m not too tired. But staying up after midnight is unusual for me.

23:45 – Partners

23:45 - We get to relive that wonderful face burning again. Man that always makes me wince. It’s almost as definitive a moment for Vic as the pilot episode was.

23:46 – Why hasn’t Michael Chiklis been given a starring role in an action thriller movie yet? I’d love to watch him brutalise his way through a field of people in the style of The Shooter or Death Wish.

23:47 – You’re right to pull that face Vic, blood doesn’t wash out easily, I know.

23:47 – “That’s an arm.”

23:48 – Man the subtitles suck on this season’s set.

23:49 – But the Dutch subtitles are far nicer laid out, shame I can’t read them.

23:50 – Dutch and the case of the one armed woman.

23:51 – Aceveda owns the Strike Team for the day, Vic’s handed them over.

23:52 – I remember this episode, in a show filled with disturbing cases this one is right up there near the top.

23:52 – When Corrine opens her mouth, half the time white noise just seems to come out. I think I’ve began to filter out her whining.

23:54 – It’s her from Two and A Half Men, the cute obsessive one. What’s her name again?

23:55 – Oh man, I never feel good seeing that scene with the poor girl in the bathroom.

23:55 – Carl Weathers will cheer me up. Maybe he’ll share a few cooking recipes or tips on how to save money.

23:56 – Huge moment this, it’s the closest Vic ever comes to vocalising his regret over Terry Crowley. Chiklis is so good at scenes like that one.

23:57 - Melanie Lynskey! That's the one.

23:58 – Vic’s been lying? Surely not, you must be mistaken Claudette.

23:59 – Yup, this fire tire case is definitely where Claudette first begins to smell a rat about Vic.

00:00 – See Joe Vic? That’s the ghost of a potential future floating around you there.

00:02 – Once again Julien fails to back up Danny. Just like Claudette he’s ‘word of the law’ police.

00:03 – That couple really do make me sick. Poor girl in the trunk of their car.

00:03 – No Dutch, pop the trunk! Please!

00:04 – I wonder if Joe Clarke is named as a tribute to Clark Johnson.

00:05 – Sometimes I can’t help think Shane only opens his mouth to change foot.

00:06 – Trust your instincts Dutch, you’ve got the guy there.

00:07 – Only Shane could come up with analogy involving grits.

00:08 – You’re not going to get her to crack. She’s stone cold guys.

00:10 – You should listen to Claudette here Dutch, it is a surface diagnosis.

00:11 – Told you she wouldn’t crack Dutch. But now you think she did.

00:13 – Sometimes the camera work in The Shield just makes it look like a real life documentary. This is one of those times.

00:14 – Listen to Joe Vic, he’s a potential future for sure.

00:15 – Looks like Fleetwood is shipping more than electronics, that’s a fully automatic.

00:16 – Vic’s been shot! He is human after all.

00:17 – She really knows how to play you Dutch.

00:19 – A kitchen knife is called in, it becomes a bloody machete in the call.

00:20 – You did NOT let Bob and Marcy go Dutch did you? You’ll regret that.

00:22 – That’s a interesting interrogation technique Shane.

00:24 – I told you not to let them go Dutch. But you didn’t listen because you’re on the other side of that television screen aren’t you?

00:25 – The moral of the story for Vic – “Don’t turn into Joe.”

00:26 – The moral of the story for Dutch – “Don’t let pretty women manipulate you.”

00:27 – Considering what happens later, some of the conversations in The Shield take on a real twist of dark irony.

00:28 – Don’t beat yourself up too much Dutch, no-one’s perfect.

00:29 – If I stay up it’ll be gone one before I get to bed. So I’ll watch the last episode of this disc tomorrow morning, probably only going to manage two discs tomorrow at best, as each disc takes around three hours to watch.

9:36 – Carte Blanche

9:36 – I completely forgot Vic received a medal for being shot in the previous episode.

9:37 – Toys for guns!

9:38 – Shane’s missing badge comes to back to haunt them. Someone’s using it to kill people.

9:40 – Do you think Vic can pretend to be a dirty cop successfully? I’m not so sure…

9:42 – Looks like Danny’s shooting is turning sour and Aceveda’s being hit with the splash as well.

9:43 – It’s amazing how fast Claudette turned against Vic, she was very ‘live and let live‘ in the first season.

9:45 – Looks like these stolen diamonds all head towards the Armenians.

9:46 – And there’s the first sniff of the Armenian Money train.

9:47 – “Well, inside I’m a sad clown.” – Vic expressing his sorrow over being “forced” to play a dirty cop.

9:49 – This law-suit against Danny is getting out of hand already.

9:50 – Likewise Vic’s undercover work is getting out of hand as well.

9:51 – You should get Tavon onto the team Vic; he’d suit you guys to the ground. Wait, you haven’t met him yet. Shame.

9:52 – Lanie’s behind the race thing for the Strike Team, nothing like political correctness in this world.

9:53 – That’s a thin tightrope Vic’s walking here.

9:55 – I’m sure Manny appeared in the first season.

9:56 – Bob and Marcy really have Dutch’s abilities off kilter.

9:57 – “I thought you said he blew his face off. What did he do? Miss?”

9:57 – “Go to the car and get my shotgun.”

9:58 – Soccer coach for a load of single moms, bet he gets quite a bit of action. Danny’s digging him that’s for sure. He’s bound to be bad; she has lousy taste in men.

10:00 – Did you really expect Vic to stop if he had a whiff of some more David?

10:02 – Dutch continues to dig in the wrong patch; his fu is well off the mark.

10:04 – 9210 Escovida – the home of the money train.

10:05 – Uh-oh now the Armenian guy with Vic knows that the suicide didn’t happen.

10:07 – Close one there Shane.

10:08 – I knew it Danny, that guy is whacked.

10:09 – Yup, that’s the money train.

10:10 – Julien’s a straight flier, if he says something didn’t happen, it didn’t happen.

10:11 – That money is the entire West Coast money train.

10:12 – Looks like Vic has a plan, maybe involving the retirement fund.

10:13 – Claudette got ya Manny. She got ya good.

10:17 – Being shot hasn’t changed anything Vic, Corrine still wants you out.

10:18 – Nice place Vic. Swanky.

End of Disc.

Thoughts:

• I wondered why Season Two was just one of two seasons in The Shield to receive an 18 rating in the UK. But this disc has already cleared that question up. Partners is one of the most disturbing episodes in the show alongside Cherrypoppers, but Armadio's actions in the pilot episode and the burning of his face are right up there as well. The Shield really follows the rule "less is more" with regards to the violence and horror in the show. We get to see bits, quick flashes and suggestions without seeing too much. It's highly effective (just like in Alien).

• The cops are eith screwing up a lot (Dutch fails with Marcy and get's the poor girl "tatooed" by Armadio), or getting punished for their actions (Vic being shot, Danny and the lawsuit). I thought the first season was hard, but the second season has been to some seriously dark places and it's just the first disc.

• First whiff of the money train, if Vic had called it in to Aceveda at this point things would have turned out very differently in the end.

• Still very little Ronnie at this stage. No wonder he was considered a red shirt, he's lucky if he's in the background, let alone if he gets a line. But Lem's not getting too much screen time either, which is a shame because I really like Lem.

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Torchwood: Children of Earth - Day Two

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"We're looking for Ianto Jones!"
"You're not going to find him in my bed. I'm a married man!"

Torchwood: Children of Earth Day Two is available on the BBC iPlayer here. No complaints about any spoilers which follow then.

I was half tempted to subtitle this episode review "Nothing Happens" instead of Day Two, annoyingly after a great (amazing by Torchwood standards) opening episode Day two appeared to be little more than exposition, more bum cloud mystery fogging up the cool stuff and I shit you not - a ride in the back of a potato truck. If you'd told me yesterday that Gwen and Rhys were going to spend scenes in the back of an articulated lorry delivering King Edward potatos from Cardiff to London I wouldn't have believed you. For a start, Cardiff doesn't deliver potatos to London! They should have snuck onto a coach filled with rugby fans or soccer hooligans, that I could have bought. But also it just sounds too low tech and frankly stupid for Torchwood - is this why the Torchwood Mystery Machine was stolen by chavs? Just to set up a potato run? And no comparisons between Rhys and a sack of potatos, Rhys is brilliant.

Now I will officially and figuratively eat my hat if classic Doctor Who villains turn up in that poison fog box which was set up at the end. It better had be something pretty monumental turning up in that cloud of gas before the end of the next episode or I'm going to print out a picture of the Torchwood team find something breakable to throw and hurl them at each other on fire*.

It wasn't that the episode was bad, it was just - well nothing really happened. I'm used to slow paced shows like The Wire or Six Feet Under, but they bouy up their slow pacing with deep characterisation and meaningful conversations. Torchwood instead used a few cheap laughs, lots of establishing shots and some vague and mysterious conversations to pad things out.

Maybe I'm being overly harsh because Torchwood is being directly compared to The Shield in my TV world right now and there's pretty much no show which comes off well when placed next to The Shield (Apart from The Wire) - but I can't help but feel the show would do a lot better if they learnt a little about pacing. I find myself watching four scenes in The Shield and thinking "Has it only been three minutes?" I found myself watching the whole of that episode and thinking "Is that it? Nothing has happened!" Which is kind of incredible when you think about the amount of (low) octane action and gun play stuffed into the episode. There was lots of (unconvincing) gunfire (seriously please teach Eve how to fire an gun TV style someone - and use less plastic looking weapons at the same time, a big shiny hand cannon would do), plenty of running about and another appearance of 'the gizmo' but beyond all of that shine there was little substance.

Once again Torchwood themselves are left to look a foolish and stupid - a lot. They spend much of the episode running about headless and surviving thanks to dumb luck; so it's up to the non-members of the team to get things done. Ianto's family, Rhys and Lois in this case shoulder a lot of the burden called 'having a plan or a good idea'.

While you might like to think "At least they got Captain Jack back" I'm hesitant to call their breakout plan a good one because it seems Ianto formed his plan of "I'll just drive a digger, steal concrete Jack and then drop him off a cliff" independently from Gwen and Rhys's 'Operation Body snatcher' - (Ok, I'll admit it, that was amusing). I can't see how the two plans were linked at all, even Gwen shouting "What kept you" at Ianto doesn't cover up her surprise at the concrete room, which Ianto already knew about.

It seems the main weapon of Torchwood is stupidty and dumb luck, I mean the two main weapons of Torchwood are... You can see where I'm going with that one can't you?

On the whole I didn't hate the episode, but honestly I didn't really like it either. It sort of just occupied space and time. Filling in an hour of my day with a semi-exciting mix of humdrum. Considering how much the first episode had improved this second one is a bit of a let down. Hopefully the third episode will bring the aliens in, spice things up and provide us with at least a little explanation of what's happening. It's all very well running around blowing up things, but occasionally it's nice to know the WHY and a bit more of the who (not Who).

Must try harder Torchwood.

Random Thoughts:

Clem McDonald wandering about the streets made me think of Father Ted. I believe it's the cardigan they've stuck him in which makes me think of Father Jack. Shame Father Ted isn't on the TV anymore to spoof it properly.

The 456 sound like they could be a gang from The Shield, if they arrive wearing bandannas and packing Mac 9's we'll know they are.

Jack's role in this episode was pretty funny by all accounts. First of all he's scattered across the ground like the Iron Giant, then he reassembles himself like Doctor Manhattan by 'inflating' himself inside the body bag and then he gets sealed in concrete and dropped off a cliff before striding off naked. For the record I don't care how much you might like John Barrowman, his arse is not his best feature - it's very flat in shape.

I was not impressed with Gwen shooting the cement truck and having it burst into flame. That was unnecessary and unrealistic. Just dumping the truck in the way and stealing the keys would do the job. The flames were a little too much.

For those keeping count so far we've had:
Four Captain Jack snuffs
Three naked man bums
Several thousand potatos

*What's on fire you ask? The picture, the breakable object and myself I think should suffice.

For an alternative take check out Snark and Fury and Dan's Media Digest. Others to be added here when they're written up.

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The Shield Marathon: Part One: Discs Three and Four

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This closes out the first part of my Shield marathon with the final two discs of Season One. There's a lengthy timeline which covers all five episodes and some thoughts on the season as a whole right afterwards. If you want something akin to a more traditional review just 'skip to the end'.

Beyond the link are the episodes "Throwaway", "Dragonchasers", "Carnivores", "Two Days of Blood" and "Circles"...

10:30 – Delayed by my bonsai trees (which are looking very unhappy with the change in weather), weather, making a cup of tea and sorting out what shopping I’ll need later today viewing starts as 10:25. Later than planned, tomorrow I’ll have to start early as friends are coming round in the evening. Must try harder!

10:31 – “Throwaway”

10:31 – This time I quite appreciate the “Previously on The Shield” section, it’s brought me right back up to speed. But it would be nice to have a “Play all without previous sections” the way Supernatural does.

10:32 – Aggressive music, something bad must be happening.

10:33 – Ah it’s a truck robbery.

10:33 – Is that Ronnie’s first dialog? I can’t recall him speaking before now – probably did, I just missed it.

10:34 – Corrine still hasn’t turned into a shrew, but she’s taking steps there.

10:35 – Wang tattoo, blimey – that’s dedication.

10:36 – The team works well without Shane here.

10:36 – Spoke to soon, Lem shot him! He was only holding a carton of cigarettes.

10:37 – Planting a gun on the suspect Vic? Not the first time I’m sure, and it’s definitely not the last.

10:38 – “You shot the wrong guy?”

10:39 – The Shield really does have characters who speak volumes with just a look.

10:40 – An old man chained up in the back yard? I’d call it unbelievable except I’m sure worse things have happened in real life.

10:41 – It’s the son, looks like he’s in trouble.

10:42 – It’s Shepherd Book, wait – no it’s Claudette’s father. Book has more hair.

10:43 – Sob story – “I’m broke so I keep my pa outside. Blame the system.” Hmm, yeah – I’m not buying that book.

10:44 – Lem’s willing to accept that Chako might be a good guy, Vic’s not convinced, fundamental difference between the two men right there. Lem sees the good in people, Vic sees the bad.

10:45 – Claudette looks worried that Dutch and her father might be friends.

10:46 – I reckon Lem’s going to protect the sister.

10:46 – Yup, there you go. He’s been making eyes at her all episode.

10:47 – I wonder if the writers of the show could only manage dialog for three characters in a scene. Cause Ronnie’s talking a lot now Shane’s away in Vegas.

10:47 – So the plan is to make the gun disappear from evidence? Hmm…

10:48 – “We’ve hired a babysitter we don’t trust with the kids?” Look out Vic, Corrine’s starting to slide into nagging territory.

10:48 – Vic’s buddying up with Julien a little.

10:49 – No matter how hard I try, I can’t help but like Lem.

10:50 – Don’t diss Lem’s haircut lass, he’s got a great do.

10:51 – Looks like Lem’s off on a loose cannon over the “H” cut into the girl.

10:52 – He’s really got a temper when women are being abused. You don’t want to press Lem’s buttons.

10:53 – How’s Lem protecting the sister when he’s here in the Barn?

10:53 – Hah, Claudette’s barred Dutch from contact with her father.

10:54 – Ack! Danny failed the Sergeant’s exam by three points.

10:54 – Broken toilets.

10:55 – Lem’s admitted he shot Chako!

10:56 – Nice bike Lem, nice bike

10:58 – Back out of there Dutch before Claudette kills you for sticking your nose in her family business.

10:59 – She’s a pretty one Dutch, but I’m sure she’s a bit crazy, or maybe just very lonely.

11:00 Typical, now Dutch is with a hot woman Danny expresses a bit of interest in his life.

11:02 – Vic’s really laying on the ‘pals’ thing thick with Julien, Julien’s pretty on edge about it. Not surprising really.

11:03 – Lem might have a nice bike, but he’s got a rubbish helmet.

11:04 – This guy is having is “ring” tattooed? “Wash your hands first.”

11:05 – Ah, so they’re going to hit the gun truck, steal the evidence and set up Hector in the process. Smooth moves.

11:05 – Vic looks funny with a bandana over his face and sunglasses.

11:06 – Nice bit of extrapolation there Vic. Now Hector’s in the frame.

11:07 – Is Claudette going to interrogate her daughter’s fiancé. I think she is.

11:09 – I never get tired of these fast chases through decrepit houses.

11:10 – Aceveda’s going to play marriage counsellor for Julien and Danny now.

11:11 – And Corrine starts her slide into harpy land. Whinge, whinge, whinge.

11:12 – “Why do your kids hate you so much?” “I was a bastard.”

11:13 – Seems Claudette learnt a lesson there.

11:13 – Told you Lem was going to get a little from her, but even now he tries to admit the truth of the whole mess to her. It’s all cool though, he made it right.

11:14 – Time to make another cup of cha.

11:18 – The bottom of the fridge is clean and I have a fresh cup of tea, time to carry on watching.

11:19 – Dragonchasers

11:19 – Return of the “face down hooker serial killer” in the previously section, which means he’ll be in the episode hooray!

11:20 – More semi-nakedness, this time Vic’s getting a lapdance.

11:21 – Ah, it’s a sting. The rest of the guys are listening on a wire.
11:21 – What the heck, is that guy masturbating in an alleyway – he is!

11:22 – It was a sting, but she wasn’t the target. Vic just got himself a little something extra from the stripper. Ladies love a little Mackey.

11:23 – Hah Ronnie used his own name, and his pick up technique sucks. I guess the moustache is just for show.

11:23 – Some women just shouldn’t have kids. Connie is one of them.

11:25 – “God’s still here, we just sublet.” Aceveda on the fact that the Barn used to be a church.

11:26 – Dutch’s Serial-Killer-Senses are tingling.

11:27 – Looks like Shane’s caught himself a winner. Apparently he’s packing nine inches too.

11:28 – Ronnie’s upset about being pulled out of the strip club because of his poor chat up technique.

11:28 – Shane’s caught himself a winner. Shame he had to get hit in the head to do it.

11:29 – Julien, what have you done to Danny? She’s been bitten and covered in blood from a HIV positive transsexual.

11:30 – “You brought a prostitute’s child home?” – This time Corrine is quite right to complain.

11:31 – The masturbator fits the profile, Dutch’s serial killer-fu is on full tilt!

11:32 – It’s Ronnie who’s drawn the short straw and has to look after Connie. She’s already slapped him and thrown up.

11:33 – I wonder if Vic looks after Connie because it allows him to play the gallant knight to the rescue? It panders to his ego, that’s probably the reason.

11:34 – The stripper who attempted to rob Shane’s putting the moves on him. I’m sure Shane will ‘rise’ to the occasion.

11:34 – Oh sorry, she’s not a stripper she’s a “dancer”.

11:36 – Careful Dutch, this guy’s dangerous.

11:38 – Looks like this reporter is looking to sniff around the Strike Team.

11:39 – Shane’s convinced the guy is the ringleader, Lem’s convinced the girl is. Money on the girl being the one behind it

11:40 – “Blanket party” – now that’s a chilling term.

11:40 – Looks like the masturbator has Dutch’s ticket and plans to wind him up.

11:41 – More Corrine whining.

11:42 – Amazingly Vic’s talking about the past, but it’s about Connie and Brian the baby. Or it could just be lies to placate Corrine.

11:45 – Looks like someone’s going down for a ride under a blanket.

11:46 – LOL, go Shane. Better switch the CCTV fast Vic, that’s not the police/public relations you want to advertise.

11:46 – Looks like Dutch is getting ripped into in that interview room.

11:47 – An uneasy alliance between Vic and Aceveda. Won’t be the last of these.

11:47 – Hah, Shane. Looks like Tulips played you too.

11:48 – And now she’s putting the screws into you Shane, that’s why you should always use a rubber when having inappropriate sex in an interrogation room.

11:49 – Don’t rob Ronnie Connie.

11:49 – And now the fun starts, Shane and Lem are spectating the footage of the masturbator ripping into Dutch. Let the crowd gather!

11:50 – Alleged rape? Looks like Aceveda has a past too!

11:51 – She’s a butt nose! She quite literally has a butt shaped nose, I’m never sure if they’re cute or not.

11:52 – Can Dutch turn the tables on the masturbator yet?

11:53 – Dutch’s handwriting is bad, better than mine though.

11:54 – Dutch gets his moment, and everyone is watching.

11:55 – Stunned silence in the observation room as the guy admits to seventeen bodies in the house, plus more.

11:56 – Oh bravo Dutch, you deserve that applause. You earned it.

11:57 – How tall is Chiklis by the way? He seems to be shorter than everyone else; you just never notice it because he has such a dominating presence as Vic.

11:58 – Aceveda’s painful confession about an ex to his wife – still hard to watch but he plays it well.

11:59 – Look, Connie gets through detox and immediately hops back off the wagon with Ronnie’s money. Mother of the year material there.

12:01 – It might look bad that Connie is walking away from her son, but it’s actually the best thing she can do for the lad.

12:02 – So that’s a blanket party. There doesn’t seem to be much in the way of a party. Ouch.

12:02 – Dutch the conquering hero heads into his car and breaks down.

12:03 – Best episode of the first season in my opinion. Time for two more then I’ll need to head to the shops.

12:04 – Carnivores

12:05 – Rondell takes a little gunfire, screws Vic’s meet dealing with drugs.

12:06 – Looks like Rondell (and by extension Kern and Vic) have beef with the Nation of Islam.

12:07 – Nails through the feet, wow that looks really painful.

12:08 – He just killed himself; fortunately Julien wasn’t hit in the process.

12:09 – Chiklis’s birthmark on the back of his head bugs me at times.

12:10 – Careful when tangling with religion Vic, careful.

12:11 – Shane looks like he’s going to cry in the background there. Or he’s using the “Smell the fart” technique of acting.

12:12 – Aggressive music again, shit’s going down! This time it’s the Strike Team tossing bodies.

12:14 – That’s T-Bone’s name on the wall there. Is his death being investigated?

12:16 – Ah it’s Aceveda’s ex, mentioned in the previous episode.

12:17 – She’s still somewhat hung up on him, (singing) Craaaaaazieeeeeeeee.

12:18 – The translator’s cute.

12:19 – Matt’s been bumped out of the autistic school because of the newspaper reports on Vic’s “alleged” crimes.

12:20 – More nudity! Side boob.

12:21 – Looks like you’re on the Nation of Islam’s radar Vic, and now they’re talking to Aceveda about this.

12:22 – That’s a lot of dart boards on the wall.

12:23 – Looks like you’ve got an old fashioned sit-in on your hands Aceveda!

12:23 – Thomas is back in the Barn. Stay clear of him Julien, he’s trouble.

12:25 – The interplay between Aceveda and Vic has become a lot less forced now.

12:25 – I suspect Rondell’s time is numbered now.

12:26 – I like that officer, she’s feisty! Then again, Dutch deserved that snark.

12:28 – Don’t throw the drag queen blanket party in Julien’s face Danny. He’s just trying to do the right thing. He’s been a little, mislaid.

12:29 – Sheesh Rondell, don’t go shooting at Vic. He’s got a temper.

12:30 – First time the CCTV camera in the interrogation room is disconnected!

12:31 – Looks like Rondell’s time is numbered; Vic’s got a new dealer.

12:34 – Time to kowtow to the crazy woman David!

12:35 – Vic explains to the head of admissions about police priorities and suggests maybe he can find the ring.

12:36 – Looks like Ronnie’s just lost a $50 bet.

12:37 – Another home invasion. I guess keeping your money in your mattress has risks as well as a lack of interest.

12:39 – Another great chase sequence.

12:40 – Julien faces down a loaded gun unarmed, looks like he almost wanted to get shot. Surely not.

12:41 – Everyone’s impressed with Julien, apart from Danny. She’s not impressed with his attempt at possible suicide. But she knows why he did it.

12:41 – It’s hard watching just how much Julien’s religion and his sexual orientation tear him apart. Cognitive dissonance.

12:42 – Kern and Vic talk, seems Tio’s in and Rondell’s out.

12:43 – And the mattress robbers are caught. Who nails their grandfather’s feet to the floor?

12:44 – And Vic brings back the ring, looks like Matt’s place on the program is assured and Ronnie’s down fifty bucks.

12:46 – And now we find out why the crazy ex hates Aceveda so much. She blames him for what happened to her fifteen years ago, she blames him for the actions of others.

12:48 – Corrine’s quite attractive when she’s not shrilling at Vic. She should smile more.

12:48 – R.I.P. Rondell. Shame, I quite liked him.

12:49 – Hungry, so it’s time for a trip down to the shops before watching the final two episodes of the first season.

13:27 – Now I’ve restocked the kitchen it’s time to watch the last two episodes of the first season.

13:28 – Two Days of Blood.

13:28 – Terry makes a reappearance in the “Previously on The Shield.”

13:29 – Cockfighting, an exceptionally phallic sport if ever there was one.

13:30 – Ah the cockfighting was a cover for a gun deal. Lem’s getting all melancholy over the Roosters.

13:31 – Sounds like there’s a big fish coming to town for the Two Days of Blood. Vic’s got a sniff of him now.

13:32 – Oh man that was a brutal hit and run, the guy was dragged for about thirty yards.

13:32 – Shane’s still defensive about Tulips.

13:32 – Gilroy’s back. What on Earth does he want now? I thought he was done with Vic.

13:33 – Ah, he’s the one who hit the guy in the previous scene.

13:34 – Trust Dutch to know what the record for dragging a body in a hit and run is.

13:36 – Vic’s “helping” Dutch on the hit and run. Somehow I doubt Dutch is going to manage solving this one.

13:37 – You making up gang rituals now Vic? A toss and shoot?

13:38 – This is one seriously brutal pair of murders. Killed with a meat tenderiser and then stuffed into the garbage disposal? OUCH!

13:39 – Oh boy, this is turning into a race thing because of the slow response time from the police.

13:40 – And Gilroy’s already changes his story. Watch yourself Vic, he’s looking skittish.

13:41 – You might be trying to run interference Vic, but Dutch is on the trail and you’ve got no control over him.

13:42 – The man loves his cock. Rooster cock that is.

13:43 – I can buy Shane as a chicken breeder. He’s got the look and the attitude for it.

13:44 – “I don’t wanna shoot anybody today, but that’s up to you.”

13:46 – You should keep quiet Jesus. Vic’s a good friend to have.

13:47 – BANG! Oh come on Vic, didn’t you expect Gilroy to pull a stunt like that?

13:47 – Gilroy’s claiming he’s OK shooting this guy because Vic killed Crowely? No Gilroy, two wrongs. Don’t make a right.

13:48 – No Gilroy, you’re far from good. You don’t go firing guns around near Vic without warning, it makes him edgy.

13:49 – A yard sale selling goods back to the people they stole them from. That’s classic.

13:49 – Dookie!

13:50 – The door’s open Shane. Don’t leave the chicken there.

13:50 – “Oh, your cock’s out!”

13:51 – Dutch smells a rat. Just as Gilroy arrives. The plot thickens.

13:52 – Stock footage of a cock fight!

13:53 – And Shane’s all caught up with the cock fighting, he’s forgotten about the job in hand.

13:54 – And those two poor women got tenderised and ground up for statistics?

13:54 – Aceveda’s taking the fall for this one; Gilroy’s turning into a real pain in the arse.

13:55 – Watch out Vic, that’s one of Jesus’s friends. He can ID you.

13:56 – Vic turns the screw on Julien, distracts Dutch and now Vic puts the pressure on the guy who could ID him.

13:58 – That’s a fast confession, I guess being naked makes you more willing to share.

13:59 – Another piece of the puzzle falls into place for Vic. Looks like Gilroy’s been taking advantage of his powers to buy up real estate cheap.

14:00 – Yes Julien, with the power of the Church you can be sexually reorientated. Believe!

14:00 – Not once does the guy mention that he loves his wife. Sometimes the loudest words are the ones not spoken.

14:01 – More obviously stock footage as Shane’s cock is killed. He’s really cut up about it.

14:02 – Viking burial for Frank!

14:02 – Sexy Rooster polaroids entice the guy in, Shane goes for him and screws the pooch.

14:03 – Lem to the rescue!

14:04 – Shane’s screwed the plan for the money. Lem’s not pleased, who can blame him. Money and women make Shane stupid.

14:04 – Vic confronts Gilroy.

14:04 – Gilroy offers to cut Vic in, Vic’s interested. Or is he?

14:05 – Was the bounty hunter Escobar from Nip/Tuck?

14:05 – “You mess with me again and I’m gonna kick your redneck ass.” – Lem making his displeasure clear with Shane.

14:06 – More Dookie. But this time someone’s willing to point him out, she even carved her name on the back and there’s her picture frame with her picture in it. I think Dookie’s taking a trip downtown.

14:07 – “Ain’t no love in the hood for Dookie?”

14:07 – Someone leaked the 911 tapes, that’s going to kick off a few problems.

14:08 – Gilroy’s at Vic’s house. Bad Gilroy, you’ve crossed a HUGE line here. You don’t touch Vic’s family, EVER.

14:09 – That’s one way to break up a demonstration and there’s nothing like gunfire to kick off a riot.

14:10 – Shane’s right this time, Gilroy’s way over that line.

14:12 – Burning police cars, thrown bottles, riot police. Now that’s the way to end an episode!

14:13 – Time for the final episode of the season.

14:13 – Circles.

14:15 – Looks like the riot’s still going on.

14:15 – Pull back or turn them loose? Aceveda sends them in. I’m sure it’ll work out all sunshine and rainbows.

14:16 – Seems I was wrong, it’s worked out as tear gas, flames and casualties.

14:17 – If only you’d admitted the truth to Corrine there Vic.

14:18 – Dead police and Julien plus Danny are under handgun fire. Pretty accurate fire considering the range, but The Shield is ‘Hollywood rules’ for action – so it’s all good.

14:20 – That’s the ticket Vic, use Dutch’s skills. Don’t try and mislead him.

14:21 – Aww, Julien and Danny are finally bonding.

14:22 – Two more dead cops, the red shirts are really falling now. Watch yourself out there Ronnie!

14:23 – Shane and Vic flush out a witness with a little headology.

14:23 – Wow, Vic just jumped straight through that fence to arrest him.

14:24 – Does Vic always carry around a little cocaine on him just in case he needs to plant evidence on someone? He should stay away from sniffer dogs then.

14:25 – Gilroy’s back in the Barn. Look at the balls on him.

14:26 – Gilroy’s blackmailing Vic into line. That’s not going to end well.

14:27 – Time for another uneasy alliance between Vic and Aceveda. “Help me take down a dirty cop.” Ah, irony.

14:28 – That’s a nice deal Aceveda’s being offered. He’ll come up smelling like roses and it’s almost all legitimate.

14:30 – Vic’s already at the end of his tether with Corrine, he sounds almost desperate on the phone there.

14:31 – Hey, it’s Tio.

14:32 – Now Gilroy’s trying to land Vic in the frame for his actions, don’t listen to him David!

14:32 – Don’t go shooting out the stained glass windows in the Barn people.

14:34 – Doesn’t Vic and Co get tired of kicking down stained doors in dirty hovels?

14:35 – “I still got one vein working” – The man’s a human pincushion.

14:36 – She called them out for her arthritis medicine? The nerve!

14:37 – That guy is as ragged as the cast members of The Corner.

14:38 – You don’t hold a cop badge and expect to be treated sweetly.

14:38 – Now that’s GOT to hurt.

14:39 – “You look fine to me.” - You shoot cops and all bets are off sonny.

14:40 – “Screw your mother in the ass Tio” – “Already did twice this morning, bitch.” - Can you feel the love.

14:41 – David’s found Gilroy’s woman.

14:44 – Looks like she’s willing to sell Gilroy up the river, but Vic’s in the frame for cleaning it up. How’s David going to wiggle out of this?

14:45 – Look out Vic, Gilroy planted the gun at your home. Time to fess up.

14:46 – David’s made his choice. Looks like Vic’s in the clear for the moment. But now it’s a recreation of the opening episode, except instead of Terry, it’s Aceveda who’s the outsider with the Strike Team. Uh-oh!

14:48 – He’s got one of them, but look out behind you Vic!

14:48 – Phew, Aceveda saved him.

14:49 – You’ve lost your job David! But at least you did the right thing.

14:50 – Surprise Gilroy! Vic found the gun and is waiting for you.

14:51 – Gilroy’s an inch away from making the “we’re alike, you and I” speech.

14:52 – Shane’s a bit keen to shoot Gilroy.

14:53 – Looking fine there Danny.

14:54 – And Gilroy arrives in cuffs. Into the cage you go mister.

14:55 – Coldplay over the closing scenes. Now that is a cliché!

14:56 – Sorry Vic, she’s run off with the kids!

14:56 – Dutch and Claudette are already back into the rotation.

14:56 – Look what it all cost you Vic. Would you like a T-Shirt with “Was it worth it?” printed on it?

14:56 – Aceveda comes up trumps, Vic’s in the dumps. I guess there’s a moral to this season.

14:57 – After allowing himself a moment to feel, Vic puts on the mask again, picks up his gun and heads out of his home.

End of season.

Thoughts:


I think the most important issue to deal with here is understanding the 'original sin' - the shooting of Terry Crowely. Now while it's indicated that Vic and the Strike Team are dirty before the beginning of this show - they more or less explode onto the screens fully formed and we judge them on the basis of the pilot episode. This is one of the reasons why I'm of the opinion the show would have been better served if the events of the pilot episode were pulled back half a dozen episodes. Because Vic's judged on the shooting of Terry, that's his original sin - that's the huge thing we see him do; and it's done so fast, so coldly that everything afterwards is coloured by it.

The thing is, it's clear from his later actions that the shooting of Terry is the exception to the rule, it's the time he crossed the line. While he's not shown any real remorse, or at least expressed it on camera, it is clear from his actions with Gilroy at the end of the season that he can't shoot another cop in cold blood - Terry was enough for him, he did it on impulse and now there's no going back. But he doesn't intend to repeat his mistake.

And that's it, the shooting of Terry was an impulsive crime of passion, he didn't set up the situation. It just fell into place and he took advantage of it. But placed in a similar situation later on he's completely unable to pull the trigger on Gilroy - a man who's genuinely more threatening to Vic's way of life than Terry ever was.

Shane on the other hand is already a worry, he starts acting out when they're 'babysitting' Tripp and by the end of this season he's willing to shoot Gilroy for Vic. While Vic went over the line and isn't willing to go there again, Shane was involved also - while he didn't pull the trigger he's so close to Vic he still feels like he did. But Shane's reaction is different, as far as Shane's concerned it's all about the path of least resistance. They shot a cop once, why not repeat it.

That's the main point I really wanted to get across as far as Vic is concerned, it's very easy to see everything he does stained with his actions from the pilot episode (actions which took place to make the pilot episode a big shock) but you do need to realise that shooting other police is not Vic's normal response. When he thinks about it for even a moment longer than the impulse he can't do it.

For the record, it's Dragonchasers which remains my favourite episode of the first season. That's the episode where I stopped considering Dutch and Claudette as a distraction from the Strike Team and began to appreciate the duo as characters and storylines in their own right. It's such an amazing earnt moment for Dutch, he's the one who identified the killings as being the work of a serial killer, and it's his instinct which brought the guy in over something which was only loosely related. It takes an incredible mind to be able to spot the connections between someone jerking off in an alley and the ramifications behind that.

He absolutely deserved the applause from everyone when he stepped out of that interview room. But it was also a massive humiliation for him to endure that abuse from the man in order to buy time. Abuse which he shrugged off as being false/water off a ducks back - but clearly hit home hard as the end of the episode shows him breaking down in the car.

While the first season of The Shield is an amazing one, it's really just the beginning of the journey. There's another seventy six episodes left to go. So I'm going to press on later today with the first disc of season two. I'm realyl looking forward to it.

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Torchwood: Children of Earth: Part One

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"Have you gone bender?"

Torchwood: Children of Earth - Episode One is available to watch on the BBC iPlayer for the next 11 days.

Secretly I was hoping that the new Torchwood would be as rubbish as the previous two seasons were, but I was also wondering if the few sparks of brilliance shown on the odd occasion could result in something a little bit closer to the excellence of Doctor Who and further away from some of the more... dubious... moments the show gave us before. Torchwood previously felt like an adolescent manic depressive - alternating between ravaging horny nonsense, half formed and ridiculous fantasies and occasionally deep and clever moments. So you could say I'm suffering a little from cognitive dissonance over Torchwood - on one hand I want it to be rubbish so I can rip into it, on the other I genuinely want it to be good because it's got real potential and has a good idea at it's core.

Be warned, light spoilers follow...

It's too early to say exactly where Torchwood: Children of Earth stands on the scale, but if the improvement shown here is at least sustained and maybe even shows some growth then it could be a rather entertaining story, it's already better than 90% of things which have come before it. Personally I'm all for the five episode ongoing storyline, it's something which Doctor Who itself suffers a lack of these days - I recall the years where you used to spend all week in suspense waiting to find out if the Doctor would escape the latest "end of episode jeopardy" he was in. You always knew he would, but there was that little bit of doubt there from week to week. Sometimes it's good to have a little space to stew about what you've just seen.

Now we're only stuck waiting a day for the next part of this story, so it's not too bad on that front and the show does have the makings of an interesting storyline. The mystery is being laid thick at this point - there's clearly something BIG going on, but exactly what isn't entirely clear. A bunch of children were kidnapped by a 4400 style white light back in the day but one escaped and he's now in a mental asylum with magic powers of smell (I thought he was pretty good, and with that ability Torchwood should snap him up - prediction, he dies). Now all the children of the Earth are reciting "We are coming" at set intervals, occasionally getting themselves run down by passing cars and one would assume even drowning or falling off things. See? Torchwood is edgy, they're not afraid of killing off children - as long as it's not done on screen.

The main thing which holds me back at this point is the name on the script, yes it's Rusty (Russell T. Davies) who's notorious for writing himself into a corner with huge sweeping moments until he realises he has no way out of this except for the old "magic button". I can't help but predict it's going to be something similar this time. Also the episode went to the old standby of killing Jack off - yes, we get it, he can't die, blah blah blah. Oh there's a bomb in him? Well it's the first episode so he'll survive that obviously (Spoilered by the "next episode" bit for anyone with at least 30% of their brain working). The only neat part of "Jack can't die" was the introduction of his daughter who (supposedly) looks older than he does - that was a great idea, giving him family adds something to the character and provides some emotional grounding for Jack. Same with Ianto's family, though they're just as comedic as he is (which isn't a bad thing really).

Good things, Ianto having to watch the Bumble-mobile wander past with some chav's arse hanging out of it was just humiliation for him and comedy for us (loved the brick tossing). He's really rubbish at his job isn't he? Likewise the line "Have you gone bender?" just cracked me up, there's nothing like the Welsh accent for asking things like that and making them sound hilarious. But that's Torchwood for you, might as well paint Ianto's face up white, give him big shoes, a red nose, a wig and call him Mr Jolly. That's his role - he's either doing nothing useful or making a fool out of himself. Honk honk!

No surprise, but it's Rhys who provides the biggest insight in the episode - it's a rather inspired thought of "The chants are being timed at times in the UK where there are lots of children gathered together." Seriously Torchwood, Rhys has more intelligence than the rest of you put together. Hurry up and hand him a giant pile of cash to get him to sign up, he's much better than the rest of the team - both as a character and as an individual.

Rupesh Patanjali was barely worth mentioning, an interesting character with potential thrown away by the needs of the script and story. Shame really, because a three person Torchwood team is pretty dull, there's not much hope of crazy office romances getting in the way of "serious" sci-fi action with this group at the moment. Fortunately London lass will join the team (prediction!) There was also woman in black who shot Jack and stuffed the bomb in him - putting the Jack death count at three by the end of the episode, two shootings and one tummy upset.

Short Version: Shows a lot of promise and I'll certainly be returning to watch the remaining four episodes. Just don't let us down with the ending Rusty!

Oh and Gwen's pregnant. Yay?

For alternative takes on this episode check out Snark and Fury, Dan's Media Digest or The Medium is not Enough.

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The Shield Marathon: Part One: Disc Two

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I'm unsure if I'm going to manage the entire season in a single day, I conseratively estimated myself at managing around seventy five percent of a season in a day. I'm at episode eight out of thirteen for the first season, which is just under ten percent of the entire show. Wow, it doesn't really feel like that long a show when you look at it like that, ten percent of it done already in a single day.

So the second part, which is episodes five to eight goes up now, the third part - which will contain discs three and four might be up later tonight, but is more likely to make an appearance tomorrow. What with the first part of Torchwood "Children of the Earth" airing it'll probably be better to save some words for that experience.

Beyond the link are the episodes "Blowback", "Gringo with a Grudge", "Pay in Pain" and "Cupid & Psycho"...

14:36 – Having uploaded disc one, taken a short walk outside, washed up the dishes and sorted out the recycling it’s time to settle down for the second disc of the first season. Current progress is four out of eighty nine episodes, not bad – I might be able to manage approximately a season a day.

14:38 – “Blowback”

14:38 – I have absolutely no recollection of this episode from the title.

14:39 – Previously on The Shield – stuff happened.

14:40 – Cats, lots of cats. Is this a cat woman’s home? No it’s not.

14:41 – “Is there anything you’re not allergic to?”

14:41 – “The Armenians speak Armenian” who’d have thought an illegal wiretap would suffer from language barriers.

14:43 – The Strike Team’s plan to grow their retirement fund is a little curtailed by Aceveda’s plans to ensure they have proper back up.

14:44 – “I’m here to report a hit and run, I was struck by a beautiful black man…” I told you Julien, that man is trouble.

14:45 – Study date Dutch. How very high school of you.

14:46 – You shouldn’t have snorted his cocaine man.

14:46 – See? I told you. Now you’re dead instead of being arrested.

14:48 – Hey guys, Julien’s snooping on you. He’s seen everything!

14:50 – Shane’s stopped off for a quicky with Amy before delivering the bricks. Well that’s not going to go wrong is it?

14:51 – See? The car’s gone. Well done Shane, bravo!

14:53 – Time for Shane to admit to what’s happened. Vic looks pleased.

14:55 – Nice moustache Ronnie!

14:56 – Dutch and Claudette interview “Jesus”.

14:58 – Don’t put Jesus in the cage Danny. He’s doesn’t play well with others.

14:59 – Nothing like a bit of light bedroom abuse before lunch.

15:01 – Once again Vic plays Danny for an assist in covering up, she’s a pretty easy mark and willing to believe him.

15:04 – Autism, I told you. The poor lad is autistic.

15:06 – Aceveda’s out for the Navigator himself, Shane knows how to dig holes. They’d better find Dina fast.

15:07 – I love that Lem’s pissed at Shane because Amy isn’t hot enough to get into that kind of trouble over.

15:08 – Damn it, there’s something wrong with my disc, it’s hanging up and skipping. But it turns out that Margos has a thing about Danny’s feet.

15:09 – While this is watchable, it looks like I’m going to have to pick up a new season one disc sometime. How frustrating. Last time I loan out any of my DVDs to anyone.

15:11 – Removed the disc, cleaned it gently – hoping this solves the problem. Otherwise I’m going to have to order something I already own again.

15:12 – Problem seems fixed, touch wood *knock knock*. Margos is busy killing others in the cage. Told you he was a dangerous animal.

15:13 – It’s Dina, one of my favourite bit part characters in The Shield.

15:14 – Once again Julien does the right thing by the law. But not by his partner Danny. But there’s no drugs in the car. Hard cheese, Aceveda.

15:16 – Oh Danny, don’t go breaking the law for Vic, that’s evidence.

15:18 – That knife to the throat looks really painful.

15:19 – Clean up time! Flush those drugs Vic.

15:21 – See? Vic’s a good guy, see how he kisses his son good night.

15:22 – Sorry Dutch, your study date ends in disappointment.

15:23 – How is it I’ve watched The Shield about half a dozen times or so and I can’t recall the name of this guy Julien’s involved with?

15:24 – Woah, that’s a man kiss.

15:25 – Margos escaped. Look out, there’s a deranged foot fetishist on the loose.

15:26 – Dutch (on seeing Vic and Danny kiss) “Oh you’ve got to be shitting me.” Sorry Dutch, it’s Vic once again humiliating you.

15:27 – Cherrypoppers

Unlike the previous episode I do recall this episode in reasonable detail, mostly as it’s dealing with a pretty disturbing subject.

15:28 – More Ding Dong’s in the “previously section”

15:29 – Another facedown hooker, you’ve got to trust Dutch’s serial killer-mojo. Although don’t you need six murders to qualify as a genuine serial killer?

15:30 – Not just one, but two Nazi references from two characters in less than ten seconds. I call Goodwin’s Law on the whole episode!

15:33 – Jim Ride, FBI. “I’m just here to help.”

15:34 – I do love the way Lem automatically gets all hands on and messes about with people’s stuff when Vic pushes them for information; Rondell’s vinyl previously and now the food.

15:36 – It’s great the way this storyline was gradually introduced in the previous episodes.

15:37 – That’ a great reward for information, enjoy your time in prison.

15:38 – Oh man, does this guy seriously think they can dust someone’s change for fingerprints when they didn’t even touch. Sometimes the civilians in this show are so dumb it’s almost unbelievable.

15:39 – Now both lots of W.C.’s in the Barn are bust. I wonder if the blocked up drains are a metaphor for something.

15:40 – Wow Vic looks uncomfortable there; I can’t blame him considering what he just had to watch, but still. It’s rare his poise is thrown off.

15:42 – And now we encounter the ‘Cherrypopper’ films. Ugh.

15:43 – Fortunately the mood is lightened by a backfiring toilet. The Barn is flooded.

15:46 – Poor Lem has to wade his way through the Cherrypopper tapes.

15:48 – The duality of Vic is a pretty amazing thing really. He’s a cold blooded monster one moment and a warm, caring family man the next. It’s rare you see such a complex character on the screen.

15:50 – Boy Vic has a lot of sources willing to pass information along to him.

15:52 – Oh boy it really is true that the most disturbing things are the ones you don’t actually get to see. The bright happy tune along with the noises from that cherrypopper tape was just horrible.

15:55 – The Barn has a gym? I can’t recall ever seeing it before now, maybe it was where Vic was lifting weights earlier.

15:56 – Return of the Ding Dongs. Jay Karnes saying "Ding Dong" never gets old. Just like Vic with "Cinco de Mayo".

15:58 – Wait for it, wait for the twist.

15:59 – There it is! Steve isn’t involved in these girls; it’s a practical joke on the part of Tom!

16:00 – Angry Dutch is actually quite a scary sight.

16:01 – Connie, what have you done now you crazy crack addled woman? You’ve shot an insurance salesman! Why on earth does Vic tolerate this woman?

16:03 – Go on Vic, hit her. Atta-boy!

16:05 – It seems Dutch is a little strung out over Sally and also Danny’s involvement with Vic. Can’t blame him.

16:07 – That was quite a Wire like moment, I almost expected the end credit music from The Wire to play then.

16:09 – I notice the Strike Team club house didn’t get flooded when the toilets went up.

16:17 – Dutch’s rather good speech/apology to Danny about his acting up disrupted by man from Sky wanting to offer a free box and doo-dads. I inherently mistrust anything offered for free and automatically refuse any cold calling visits to my home as I feel they’re an invasion of my personal space. Took time to politely get him to leave, eventually I explained I was in the middle of a Shield marathon and it was more interesting than this conversation. But with words more polite than those ones.

16:21 – Time to take a quick break before watching the next two episodes back to back.

16:45 – Went for a cycle and then did a quick bit of gardening before getting back for the third and fourth episodes on this disc.

16:46 – Pay in Pain

16:47 – I wonder if the show had a policy of ensuring no-one with an A or B surname was hired as part of the cast in order to be able to keep Michael Chiklis as the front billing on the alphabetical cast list.

16:48 – That was a lot of people shot dead, not the kind of gun practice you expect at a range.

16:51 – Is it normal for a civilian to march into a police station and speech at them?

16:52 – So this guy is an ex-banger turned cop? See that line? It’s stretched a little thin there.

16:53 – Oh it’s Gillroy not Gillmore. Duh!

16:54 – Wet Willie? Seriously? Where do gangsters get these names from?

16:56 – Way to go Shane, getting mental retardation mixed up with autism. Then again, I imagine a lot of people wouldn’t understand the difference back in 2002.

16:57 – Taking Care of Business, Go My Own Way. Is Julien just planning to use song’s for dialog this time.

16:58 – Urinating on a suspect? Seriously Shane, COME ON!

16:59 – Um, what happened to the woman at the start of the episode? Did she just come in to deliver her speech and leave? It seems everyone is ignoring it now. Perhaps I should check the internet to see what the story was behind that scene.

17:01 – Nice leopard print furniture.

17:02 – “Gringo with a grudge”

17:05 – When I pass away I’m going to make sure my significant other is completely aware that I will not send any messages from beyond the veil. This woman has convinced me mediums are parasites.

17:06 – And Shane’s already in Vic’s shit books.

17:08 – It’s Dina again! She’s brilliant.

17:11 – I’m finding it difficult to take the hunt for George seriously, it’s hardly the name of a person who’d go on a killing spree.

17:12 – Ah they’re a racist family, question answered.

17:15 – The amount of testosterone flooding around in the Captains office right now, it’s surprising that Vic hasn’t regrown his hair, or everyone else ends up bald.

17:17 – Oh Dutch, Dutch, Dutch. Don’t listen to this medium’s cold reading techniques.

17:18 – Did Vic just put a gun to that guy’s head in the interrogation room?

17:20 – D’oh, the Toros are out shooting innocent people because of the killings.

17:21 – Vic’s convinced a fellow cop not to shoot a banger who clearly deserves it?

17:24 – Danny, who drinks tea with the teabag still in?

17:25 – You should let Shane take the fall for the entire thing Vic, Shane’s nothing but trouble!

17:26 – No Dutch, keep away from the medium. She’s a fraud!

17:27 – No Vic, give up on him. He’s a screw-up!

17:29 – Thomas! That’s Julien’s guy’s name, I think Vic was the first one to utter it. And now he’s arresting him in front of Julien. Blackmail? Naah, can’t be.

17:34 – Short break for food and a stretch of the legs.

17:36 – Cupid & Psycho

17:39 – Claudette and Vic plus Shane and Dutch partnered up. Oh this should be good.

17:41 – What’s that in the boot? Mmm well done.

17:42 – He’s still alive!

17:43 – Put your shirt on son.

17:44 – Oh Vic, bravo, always twisting the situation to suit your purposes.

17:45 – Someone’s cooking meth in the city. Quick see where Bryan Cranston is!

17:46 – Aceveda’s getting a “coming out party” way-hay!

17:48 – Web Page Designers turned meth lab makers. A fairy tale story.

17:49 – Shane, telling Dutch how it is.

17:50 – Hey look it’s Fran and her two fellas, she’s with Hooper this time. She’s the town bike!

17:51 – Looks like bad meth is out on the market.

17:52 – I wonder if Vic’s father really was a bricklayer or he’s just being flippant.

17:55 – Talk about cutting it fine Vic, but Julien didn’t call your bluff.

17:56 – Aceveda, I think you just broke your door’s window.

17:57 – LOL “HOE”

17:58 – When Shane’s not screwing up he’s pretty funny.

18:01 – A sheep? What the heck kind of hazing ceremony. Sheesh.

18:03 – Time to find Manny Sandoval and his meth!

18:05 – No Dutch, don’t walk away. You’ve missed your shot there.

18:06 – And Corrine starts the slide down into becoming a shrill harpy.

18:08 – And now Fran’s switched partners again, she’s back with Lamar now. Sheesh.

18:09 – Shane pulls a Vic for the confession. Win!

18:12 – Go on Dutch, make a move. Do it.

18:13 – “A friend of mine’s having a crisis” isn’t that exactly the excuse Danny used to Dutch previously?

18:14 – Yes Manny, you don’t want to be on Vic’s radar. No Sir!

18:15 – I forget how short Michael Chiklis is at times until he’s standing near someone like Julien.

18:16 – Wisdom from Vic? Yes indeed Julien, he has a little.

18:17 – Bravo Dutch-Boy. She’s pretty hot. Now just shut up and kiss her.

18:18 – Oh no, Gillroy’s breaking up with Vic.

18:19 – Oh dear Dutch, she’s a complete nutjob! Typical.

18:20 – Montague!

18:20 – Oh no, Fran’s dead. That was some bad advice there Danny.

End Disc Two.

Thoughts:

• Well first of all I must admit I recalled incorrectly, my favourite episode of this season is not on disc two, it must be on disc three then (definately not on disc four as that just has the single episode on it). That's something to look forward to.

• There's been plenty of great moments I recall in these episodes, and plenty more which I didn't. It's always a nice surprise to watch the show again and experience things all over.

• I can't recall if there was an explaination given for why the man in "Gringo with a Grudge" went on his killing spree. I don't think there was, which is pretty cool really - sometimes things happen and you never find out why.

• I really like the combination of ongoing stories mixed with one off events. Currently we have the long haul "Strike Team is corrupt story running", plus the "Face down serial killer" and the one off stories along with the personal ones of many cast members. There's so much going on, but at this point the only characters who are really fleshed out are Vic, Aceveda, Dutch, Julien, Claudette and Shane to a certain extent. Ronnie's just a red shirt and Lem's just a nice guy with a shotgun. Danny has some characteristics, but she's still growing as a character.

• It's interesting that even as early as the eight episode the show is happy to break up the existing partnerships and shake things up. Switching around Vic, Shane, Dutch and Claudette's pairings was very cool and also rather unusual to watch considering events further down the line.

• Boy the show is energetic, I've been Watching the Wire and Big Love quite a lot so I'm used to a slower pace show at the moment. But The Shield just thunders along at break-neck speed, there's almost no "wasted" footage.

• I know it's just a show, but man is the episode "Cherrypoppers" hard to watch.

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The Shield Marathon - Day One: Disc One

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Today began the first part of my marathon watching of The Shield, being undertaken while on holiday from work. I'll be keeping most of this behind a spoiler cut in order to avoid giving too much away to anyone who's not yet watched the show but is considering doing so.

Apologies if this is a little raw and random, I'm just writing lines as they occur to me while watching.

For everyone else; behind this cut is a timeline of thoughts while watching the first disc of the first season...



10:00 - Having spent the early morning sorting out various jobs which needed doing around the house 10am becomes the start time.

Collecting all the DVD sets together and putting in the first disc I prepare to start watching The Shield. But realisation hits that I don't have a cup of tea ready, so everything is put on halt while that's sorted out.

10:10 - Disturbed by the mail watching begins at 10:10, ten minutes later than planned. Episodes will be watched without commentary.

10:11 – Pilot Episode

10: 11 - I forgot David Acevada was the first character to appear in this show.

10:12 – Hey look, it’s Reed Diamond/Terry Crowley.

10:13 – Naked ass and brutality. Nice mix.

10:14 – Naked dead woman, I don’t recall this much nudity last time I watched it. Claudette and Dutch turn up, followed quickly by Danny and then Julien.

10:15 – First sighting of the Barn. Vic’s quite small compared to later on. Toilet’s broken in the Barn.

10:17 – I think we’ve established two things about Vic, one he isn’t afraid of bending the rules and two he’s obsessed with toilets.

10:18 – Dutch is already interested in Danny, wow that’s a long running infatuation – I can’t recall a time he wasn’t into her.

10:19 – Dutch attempts to chat up Danny, poorly. Then Vic and Shane roll in and roast him.

10:20 – Vic looks really fresh and enthusiastic here, and quite young too.

10:21 – Funky music and we find out Aceveda wants Terry to look into Vic. Don’t do it Terry!

10:23 – “I just want a dirty cop off the street.” Heh, David. You’re terrible at lying.

10:24 – I completely forgot that Reed and Clark were not the only ex-Homicide cast members who appeared in The Shield. It’s Max Perlice (Brodie) in a short cameo.

10:26 – Aw, Vic’s concerned about the druggies kids. He’s a good guy!

10:26 – CCTV footage, Clark Johnson’s signature style. First appearance of the old interview room camera.

10:28 – They’ve wrapped that murder up pretty quickly, oh wait – the guy sold his daughter. It’s not over yet.

10:29 – Good cop, bad cop!

10:30 – The Ding Dong incident, just the first of many times Vic bullies Dutch. I think they wrote it so they could just repeatedly say Ding Dong.

10:32 – Chickens!

10:33 – Hey, it’s the fat girl argument between Lemar and Martel

10:36 – Oh and he helps out needy single mother/prostitute. Vic really is a good guy! And rather concerned about soup.

10:39 – Claudette’s very liberal about Vic at this point. She’s actually justifying Vic’s actions here. Admittedly we haven’t seen anything too bad from Vic – he’s mostly been roughing up hoods and being concerned about families.

10:40 – It’s Martel.

10:41 – And now we establish that Julien’s religious.

10:42 – Pool Party! Hey look, it’s my T-Shirt! Vic, can I have it back now?



10:44 – “Remember, the team comes first. We take care of each other.” – Really?

10:46 – Time for Vic to do his thing with the Doctor. Knife, Whiskey, Phonebook and Lighter. I wonder if he’s planning to make something nice like a paper cup?

10:47 – “Good cop and bad cop have left for the day, I’m a different kind of cop.”

10:47 – So Cassidy is eight at the start of this.

10:51 – Dutch tries the moves on Danny, but he’s cockblocked by a blind date and dop-poop in his draw.

10:52 – “Nobody leaves without providing a stool sample.”

10:53 – Did Acevada put the poop in the draw?

10:54 – Wow I forgot how fast paced this show was.

10:55 – Don’t stand there Terry! Too late.

I’m still of the opinion that while the pilot episode is a powerful one, Vic shooting Terry would have been more potent if it had happened about halfway through the first season. The show could have spent time setting itself up as an investigation into corrupt cops before switching up into a show about the aforementioned corrupt cops. But it should be noted that the pilot episode is still one of the most energetic and striking of pilot episodes all time in my opinion. Casting ex-Homicide veteran Reed Diamond and billing him as one of the starring cast was a fantastic move, but in hindsight (and if you didn’t really know who Reed was) the shooting is signaled somewhat by Vic and Terry's words earlier in the episode.

Terry: "Without Trust, you're dead"
Vic: "Right"

Quick break to lift weights and a second cup of tea brewed then back into the fray.

11:10 – “Our Gang”

11:12 – I often forget that Terry didn’t die immediately; he’s in hospital at the start of the episode. Sometimes a bullet to the face isn’t fatal.

11:13 – Poor Lem, beating himself up over this.

11:13 – Maybe I spoke to soon, Terry’s dead and now Lem’s bust his hand up punching a car window.

11:14 – Vic: “I’m responsible”.

11:14 – Ah he’s claiming he’s responsible because he was in charge of the operation, not because he gave Terry a little lead to the face.

11:16 – There’s Gillmore!

11:17 – Julien, how dare you stay at home when Terry had been shot.

11:19 – Dutch is more willing to assume Vic’s incompetent than a murderer. Then again, it’s a bit of a stretch to assume any cop would kill a fellow officer at this point.

11:21 – Well at least Acevada is convinced Vic’s responsible for Terry’s death, though he’s assuming Vic set Terry up to get shot at this point.

11:22 – Oh that’s just unfortunate, who’d have Terry and Two-Time buried at the same time. But I guess it’s at least not at the same cemetery.

11:23 – It is Terry’s brother!

11:25 – Looks like Julien’s taken Danny’s words about hitting the streets hard a little too far.

11:26 – First signs of autism.

11:28 – Vic’s got away with it, looks like he’s in the clear. Surely it won’t ever come back to bite him in the arse now.

11:30 – Deary me, it looks like the vendor was shot over protection money, he only wanted his son to be able to go to Stanford.

11:32 – Another flashback, I forgot how flashback heavy the early episodes are. But these bits show just how good Reed Diamond is with these guys.

11:34 – It really is Claudette’s birthday today.

11:34 – More cop rules for Julien from Danny.

11:36 – It seems immigrants are a problem stealing jobs everywhere, even in the criminal world. How dare they!

11:38 – And now Aceveda identifies the weak link in the Strike Team chain – it’s Shane. That’s a surprise.

11:39 – Walton Goggins is small compared to later on in the show. Really small.

11:40 – The one eyed painter makes his first appearance.

11:41 – Gang initiation! Also known as “Beat on the new kid”.

11:45 – “The Last Shot”. It seems Aceveda and Dutch now know or at least suspect Vic’s involvement in the shooting.

11:47 – This kid’s got a Walton Goggins’s sized overbite!

11:48 – And Claudette still doesn’t want to get involved with Vic’s dirt at this moment.

11:50 – “Captain Ass-Invader”

11:52 – Turns out that B&B stands for Beer and Blow. But Julien’s a little reluctant to go, is he shy?

11:55 – Second episode over, man time flies when you’re watching The Shield.

Quick break now to put lunch on and have a few thoughts about the second episode, it lacks the same punch as the first one. But then again it’s hard to deliver the same impact as that opener without cheapening the entire episode. The main thing here is Aceveda’s suspicions are now on Vic in full and Vic seems rather calm about the loss of Terry. I did enjoy the stand alone story with the young ganger, but at this point Dutch and Claudette feel like a distraction rather than part of the mythos.

12:06 – “The Spread”

12:07 – Another previously on The Shield? Man they really don’t want people to forget what happened in the Pilot episode at this point.

12:08 – Naughty, Vic’s just shot his second cop. This time it’s Julien.

12:09 – No matter how hard I try, I can’t help but like Lem.

12:11 – It’s Derek Tripp!

12:13 – What a brilliant two level conversation on the phone there. Corrine is a lot less shrill and annoying at this point.

12:14 – “Damn I gotta call my bookie…”

12:16 – Shane’s up for betting now Tripp is delayed, Vic’s just doing for the win.

12:18 – Dutch’s first hints of his serial killer-fu is here.

12:19 – The Abbey? What’s this about Julien, surely he doesn’t have a secret to hide.

12:20 – Quick dish up of lunch and back to the show.

12:24 – Naked guy on a coach

12:25 – “It’s not mayonnaise.” That’s not what I think it is, is it? “Keep away from my children!” It is! It’s a fridge full of semen.

12:26 – Tripp’s missing. “Huh, weird.”

12:26 – Lem’s belly button!

12:28 – And Dutch flies off the handle with his serial killer vibe.

12:29 – It’s amazing how fast things return to normal after Terry’s death, but I guess life goes on.

12:30 – Holy Cow Tripp’s woman is HOT!

12:32 – Stay away from that prisoner Julien, he’s bad news!

12:33 – That’s it Danny, rattle their cage.

12:34 – The Jar Spunker is a pretty twisted customer, apparently it’s ball size which determines how suitable a man is. Well in crazy town it is anyway.

12:35 – More nakedness, this time it’s Tripp and his woman. Side boob ahoy!

12:36 – A crackhead with a baby, Vic’s trying to claim he’s a doctor.

12:36 – Nope, that didn’t work. Man and baby in the pool (skanky pool), swim Vic swim.

12:37 – Hey, he saved the baby and the man both. See? He’s a nice guy.

12:38 – Ah, the penny’s dropped. Tripp’s realized he’s stuck here and going to miss the match.

12:39 – No Shane, don’t attack Tripp!

12:40 – I wonder who’s coffee Vic used to put out that cigar. Dutch’s?

12:40 – Man that guy has good gay-dar if he’s right about Julien.

12:41 – Claudette wants to be alone with the Jar-Spunker. Romance?

12:42 – There’s a doormat on that bush!

12:44 – That’s not drugs under that couch.

12:44 – Shane, Shane, Shane. Put your gun away, don’t hurt Tripp.

12:45 – Ah, Shane’s acting out over Terry’s death, it’s good that someone feels guilty apart from poor innocent Lem.

12:48 – A little disturbing flirting and then we find out Jar-Spunker is a serial rapist, not really an improvement. But Claudette gives him what for.

12:49 – Man Catherine Dent is a great looking woman. You can see why Dutch is interested in Danny.

12:51 – No Julien, I told you to stay away from him. That man is trouble!

12:53 – Yup looks like there’s something wrong with poor young Matt.

12:55 – “Dawg Days”

12:55 – Another reminder, just incase you couldn’t remember what happened to Terry, I mean it was a rather forgettable incident.

12:56 – More naked women. Does anyone in LA remain clothed?

12:57 – Lem and Danny at Kern’s party – security. Oh dear there’s a gatecrasher in a doorag.
12:58 – Gunfire. Duck guys!

13:00 – I wonder if Kern Little is related to Omar Little.

13:04 – They didn’t use the full “Lemonhead” nickname too often; not surprising really ‘Lem’ is a much better name for him.

13:06 – Lucky Dutch, he’s once again working as an errand boy, this time for Aceveda.

13:07 – “Don’t you make me break a sweat trying to catch you!”

13:09 – It’s all fun an games until a shot gangster loses control and runs over a young boy while crashing.

13:13 – Time for T-Bone and Kern to talk man-to-man in the interview room.

13:16 – Run Edwardo, run!

13:18 – Political moves from Aceveda, but it’s all to nawt unless he can pull Vic out from under his rock.

13:20 – The case of the stolen corpse? Someone call Holmes.

13:21 – Vic makes puppy dog eye, Danny melts.

13:21 – Therman (the missing corpse) used to bully Julien, small world!

13:23 – Case of the Stolen Corpse solved – he did it to try and get the life insurance money – money which was already spent on the funeral. Guess we don't need Holmes after all, cancel the time machine.

13:25 – Bad Rondell, you don’t sent people to threaten Danny. We love Danny! I knew Aceveda mentioning that a cop could ID Rondell was a mistake.

13:26 – “The biggest chance you could have taken was to piss me off, and that’s what you did.”

13:27 – Dutch’s Spanish sucks!

13:28 – “Raped in a truck sneaking into the country, how is that possible?” Someone needs to explain to Dutch how male on male intercourse works.

13:29 – Dead dog! Bad T-Bone.

13:33 – Welcome to the Thunder-cargo-container T-Bone!

13:34 – Two men enter!

13:35 – Rondell learns the lesson, never go after a cop when Vic’s around – that’s his job.

13:37 – Sounds like a bad phone call there Vic.

13:38 – Mat bit Megan in the face?

13:39 – One man leaves.

13:40 – Bald heads glinting in the sun. Kern’s the last man standing from the Thunder-Can.

End of Disc one.

Thoughts:

• It's amazing how fast The Shield returns to normality after the big shock of Terry's shooting; it's not unrealistic, but it is unusual pacing for a TV show.

• Everyone looks so small in this, I forgot just how much the Strike Team bulks up over the passing seasons. Walton Goggins (Shane) in particular really beefs out later on.

• You can really feel Clark Johnson's presense behind the camera, there's quite a few stylistic decisions which can cause comparison with The Wire - still amazing to think that he opened and closed both of those two shows and appeared in them both (as well as Homicide).

• I'm going to have to go for a walk before hitting disc two, sitting still this long is difficult for me. I normally pace around a lot.

• Time flies when watching this show, every episode is so crammed to the gills with fast pacy scenes it's always a case of 'is it over already?'

• Apart from the pilot episode, disc one is pretty tame. I believe my favourite season one moment is on disc two.

• More later today!

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Watching The Wire: Season Two: Episode Six: "All Prologue"

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“It don’t matter that some fool say he different…” – D’Angelo

Teleplay by David Simon Directed by Steve Shill


Starring:
Dominic West as Officer Jimmy McNulty, Lance Reddick as Lieutenant Cedric Daniels, Sonja Sohn as Kima Greggs, Deirdre Lovejoy as assistant state's attorney Rhonda Pearlman, Wood Harris as Avon Barksdale, Larry Gilliard, Jr. as D'Angelo Barksdale, Andre Royo as Bubbles, John Doman as Colonel William Rawls, Frankie Faison as Acting Commissioner Ervin Burrell, Clarke Peters as Cool Lester Smooth Freamon, Amy Ryan as Beadie "Bea/Beadie" Russell and Chris Bauer as Frank Sobotka.

With:
Seth Gilliam as Detective Ellis Carver, Domenick Lombardozzi as Detective Thomas "Herc" Hauk, Jim True-Frost as Detective Roland "Prez" Pryzbylewski, James Ransone as Ziggy Sobotka, Pablo Schreiber as Nick Sobotka, Melanie Nicholls-King as Cheryl, 7. Callie Thorne as Elena McNulty, Michael K. Williams as Omar Little, Michael Hyatt as Brianna Barksdale, Michael Kostroff as Maurice Levy, Susan Rome as ASA Ilene Nathan, Robert F. Chew as Proposition Joe, Wendy Grantham as Shardene Innes, Lev Gorens as Eton Ben-Eleazer, Charley Scalies as Thomas "Horseface" Pakusa, Fredro Starr as Marquis "Bird" Hilton, Chris Ashworth as Sergei "Serge" Malatov, Luray Cooper as Nat Coxson, Erik Todd Dellums as ME Randall Frazier, Jeffrey Fugitt as Officer Claude Diggins, Richard Price as book group leader, Peter Gerety as Judge Phelan, Harold L. Able, Sr. as Moonshot, J. Valenteen Gregg as Chess, Doug Lory as Little Big Roy, Bus Howard as Vernon "Ott" Mottley, Jeffrey Pratt Gordon as Johnny "Fifty" Spamanato, Dakota Anderson as Mugs, Jacques Derosena as Prisoner in Library and Toni Hunter as Stripper

The Summary:


Read about belts, drugs and expensive cigar lighters beyond the link...

The Recap:

Omar is sat dressed in a red and black track suit waiting to take the stand, he’s with a single guard who’s struggling to answer a question on the crossword, the clue is “Greek god of war” and the guard asks Omar if it’s Mars. Omar doesn’t even hesitate with the answer, which is of course Ares (Mars being the Roman god of war). The guard looks a little surprised as the word fits; Omar goes on to explain just how much he loved the myths in middle school. The door opens and a second guard calls “You’re up”, Omar pulls out a white patterned silk tie and puts it on. The guard nods and tries to contain his amusement.

In the trial room Omar is called to the stand, he waves to Stringer and his boys and waggles his tie at the DA while walking past. If you recall she wanted him to dress smart last week, but McNulty left Omar to make his own choice about the outfit. And Omar being Omar he’s plumped for mocking authority in his own fashion. The DA does not look amused, but she pushes ahead with questioning him. Omar is very frank and honest about this, much to Judge Phelan’s discomfort – he admits that he robs drug dealers for a living. Taking it a day at a time…

Cue the credits…

The Sobotka Detail are sitting in the office talking about Sobotka and the Union, it’s clear that both Frank and the Stevedore’s Union are financially strapped. The number of due paying members of the Union has dwindled over the years and the Union is seriously hurting. But the real question is in the money which has been paid to various PACs and Democratic organisations over recent times, something in the region of seventy thousand dollars over the last eight months and it was all kept off record. So far DNRs haven’t revealed anything; the Union doesn’t operate the same way that the Barksdales did before, but given what we know about them that’s not surprising – because it’s just a small number of people who are actually involved in the Greek’s trafficking. It’s natural for The Detail to assume the Union would operate in the same manner as the Barksdales; but it was an incorrect assumption.

Hand-to-Hands have also failed to illuminate anything, there’s plenty of pick ups from various white boys, but little to indicate a serious port connection. Beadie suggests that maybe it’s the checkers who are involved – they monitor what comes in and out of the port, so they might either be bringing things in or ignoring them. They certainly managed to avoid having the can of the dead girls on their computer records. Daniels tells Prez and Kima to start looking at girls, something Kima is happy to crack wise about. Lester will stick with the paper trail, Herc and Carver will continue with hand-to-hands, Beadie and Bunk will be running the port database. The meeting breaks up and Herc asks Beadie out for a cup of coffee – she gestures with the one in her hand and Herc gets the point. Carver leaps on this, mocking Herc’s delivery – Herc rapidly attempts to reassert his machismo while Carver looks at him incredulously.

Omar’s examination in Bird’s trial continues as McNulty walks in, taking a seat behind Stringer as he does so (if you recall he sat behind Stringer back in D’Angelo’s trial at the start of the series, he likes to sit near Stringer in order to remind him that he knows who Stringer is and what business he’s in. It’s also because Stringer bested McNulty in the previous season, the Detail wasn’t able to bring in Stringer and McNulty admitted that he started this entire thing just because he wanted to prove he could catch them and he was smarter than they were. You can think of Stringer as McNulty’s white whale if you like).

Omar indicates that he saw Bird kill William Gant and had spent time with him in lock up previously. Levy objects and walks up to talk with Phelan, during this break Stringer turns around to talk with McNulty, rumour has it that Omar wasn’t anywhere near the Gant shooting. But McNulty isn’t worried; they’re not out on the street right now they’re in a court of law. He sits back, quietly confident.

Omar’s comment about where he had previously encountered Bird is ordered to be disregarded. After Omar confirms that he’d have no problem identifying Bird he then goes on to accurately identify Bird’s gun. Omar’s testimony at this point upsets Bird to the point where he has an outburst, standing up and yelling while trying to get at Omar. At this point Stringer stands up and leaves, McNulty is amused.

At the Diner Vondras is meeting with Nicky, he introduces Nicky to Eton, a man from Israel. Nicky is willing to sort out the chemicals for them, but only if Vondras can sort out Ziggy’s problems with Cheese. Vondras offers to have Cheese killed, Nicky doesn’t want that, he just wants to square the amount owed – nothing more. He doesn’t want to have to pay extra or less, and he doesn’t want to stir up violence in case of retaliations later down the line. He asks Vondras to talk with Cheese and make it all right.

At the trial Levy has started his cross-examination of Omar, Levy works to discredit Omar as a witness; first trying to suggest that Omar gave his testimony to avoid being arrested and then attempting to discredit him because of Omar’s criminal record. Omar’s response is personable and amusing, making members of the jury laugh as well as clearly tickling Judge Phelan’s funny bone. Levy uses this record to lay out how much of a criminal Omar is and asking why anyone should believe him. Levy suggests that Omar would shoot someone like Gant himself, but Omar disagrees – he’s never drawn a gun on a citizen. Levy, sensing weakness strikes – calling Omar an amoral parasite thriving off the drug trade, but Omar doesn’t even blink before calling Levy out as being exactly the same thing. And he is, Levy is probably the worst “villain” in The Wire, he’s deeply involved in the Barksdale’s organisation and effectively a lieutenant, we’ve seen this last season when he berated D’Angelo for writing the ‘forgiveness’ letter when pressured by Bunk and McNulty. Levy is no ordinary criminal defence lawyer, he is completely corrupt on his own terms, but he’s positioned himself so deeply that it’s almost impossible to bring the law to bear on him. Levy is clearly uncomfortable with this comparison but can’t refute it.

Elena is working in her estate agency attempting to close a deal with two prospective clients while McNulty waits. He’s positioned behind the couple near the window, next to a shop dummy dressed as an estate agent. While she talks with the couple he undresses and fondles the dummy, making it difficult for her to keep a straight face and concentrate. The customers walk out past an innocent looking McNulty and a half naked shop dummy – completely unaware of what occurred behind them. Elena redresses the dummy while McNulty asks her for a date, a single date which can end however she wishes. McNulty wants another shot; she agrees to give him one. He leaves, beaming.

Stringer meets with a mysterious man, handing him a large amount of cash and telling the guy that he needs to do this without any assistance. Now the question is, what on Earth would Stringer do which he couldn’t depend on his own men. He’s promised that nothing will come back onto Stringer and a few hints about what’s ahead are dropped.

Kima meets with Shardene, who’s looking content and happy in her relationship with Lester. They talk a little about the Russian girls.

In trial is close to wrapping up, they recess for a short while before closing arguments just after Bunk’s testimony. McNulty heads up to talk with the DA about Omar’s turn on the stand. Levy’s angry closing of his briefcase speaks volumes on this.

Out on the streets in the evening a nervous Nicky watches Boris/Sergei “negotiate” with Cheese over Ziggy’s situation, negotiation involving sub-machine guns being waved in a threatening manner. The net result is this – Ziggy will get paid compensation for the burnt car instead of having to pay Cheese the fifty four hundred Cheese demanded. It turns out that the Greek’s work with Cheese’s boss. I wonder who that could be.

Kima is at home with Cheryl; she’s exceptionally upset, not just with Kima’s return to police work on the streets, but also with the fact that Kima is going to a club which will be filled with naked and semi-naked women. The end result is that Cheryl is going to be going with Kima to the club.

At the Union, Frank and his guys are talking about the results they’re beginning to see from their donations. The worry is that the Grain Peer ends up becoming condos, so everyone in the Union needs to work together and get on the horn about this. After the meeting breaks up Ott heads up to let Frank know he doesn’t believe Frank’s claim that the money has been coming from the National Office and donations. He warns Frank to watch his ass.

Bunk, Freamon and Bea show Daniels the computer and show him how the Atlantic Light was unloaded via the computer. As can be seen the can wasn’t entered by the checker and as far as the computer is concerned it disappeared for four hours. While Frank covered himself on this no-one believes his story for this particular can. Now they need to check the other cans and see if there are any similar patterns.

Prez, Kima and Cheryl are at the strip club, Prez is rather uncomfortable being here with two women. But they head out back to talk to Shardene’s friend who’s willing to tell them everything about the Russian girls. A madam is mentioned and the girl pretty much spills everything about them. The girls were treated terribly while they were there, the Russian crew was kept separate from the normal girls and held on a tight leesh.

D’Angelo is in his cell admiring the pictures of his family, he closes the door and opens up a few packages of drugs, flushing them down the toilet – intending to get clean.

Lester and Bea start the long haul of checking other ships on the computer while Kima tells Cheryl the circumstances of this case and what happened to the girls. Hoping to get Cheryl to understand why Kima’s so driven about this. Cheryl walks away.

In the trial room; Levy attempts to angle for an appeal bond to allow for Bird to be released on grounds of ‘participating in the appeal investigation’ Phelan isn’t willing to get involved with this, which isn’t surprising because if you recall Bird is one of Phelan’s personal interest cases – his arrest was directly a result of Phelan’s demanding the Detail in season one. Phelan bangs his gavel after a speech which shows just how much he enjoys this and closes events before sentencing. Bird has been found guilty and will most likely face life without parole.

Outside Bunk, the DA, McNulty and Omar celebrate, she hands Omar a “Get out of Jail Free” Card and then Bird passes by, ranting at Omar. Omar doesn’t even sweat it, telling Bird to “Think on Brandon” – Omar’s got his justice for what happened to his boyfriend in the first season. McNulty asks Omar if he really saw Bird pull the trigger and Omar asks him if he’s really asking. McNulty walks away in silence.

In the prison library Dee is taking part in a book study group – They’re talking about The Great Gatsby and Dee shows the same level of intelligence he displayed before. He’s appreciating the message the book has, how the past matters to everyone, you are what you are. The past is what it is, and eventually things caught up to him. Dee’s grown a lot since we first saw him.

Lester and Bunk are sitting watching the DNRs. McNulty is sat on the boat when Diggsy arrives, it’s time to head out on the water, but McNulty has one last thing to do before commiting himself to the water for retirement.

Finally Nicky meets Cheese’s boss, the man to whom Sergei and The Greeks supply their drugs. It’s none other than Proposition Joe, he’s keen to talk business, but Sergei reminds them that they’re here to settle Ziggy’s car. Prop Joe explains that he understands Nicky’s situation, but business is business and he can’t let people screw up a package and walk out without paying. Nicky assures him that he has every intention of paying the 2,700 – but also he wants the money for the car. Prop Joe isn’t happy about this and Cheese will be even more upset when he has to pay. Nicky accepts the money and thanks Joe, Joe makes it clear to Nicky that apart from Sergei’s influence they would be dead.

At the morgue McNulty pays his last respects to the floating Jane Doe, he did what he could but she’s now going to the autopsy table as a Jane Doe.

Brianna meets with Dee about Avon’s deal, its Dee’s chance to get out. But he’s unwilling to leave early because he knows that the hot shots were from Avon. He doesn’t want to get out early on the backs of other people’s lives. He tells her he’s willing to carry this; that it’s his burden to carry and he needs to live it his way. He wants to be left alone, no Stringer, no Avon and no Donette. Another inmate watches this entire exchange and leaves at the same time as he does.

Bunk, Freamon and Bea have made their way as far as 2002 on the computer records when Bunk cracks and leaves.

At Delores’s bar Sobotka arrives and banters with Ott and Horse. Nicky arrives and sits next to Nicky while the guys joke around. Nicky hands Ziggy the money and lets him know that there’s 2,400 for Princess. Ziggy immediately flashes his cash, buys the bar a round and lights up his cigarette with a bill. Damn Ziggy.

Lester and Bea have finally spotted a pattern, it’s late but they’ve noticed that Horseface is the checker involved in the missing cans.

Bunk and McNulty are down at the railroad tracks talking about the bodies and their situation. Bunk pulls out his gun and asks McNulty “where’s the love.” He’s stuck with fourteen bodies and unless he clears them he’s in the shit-box with Rawls. McNulty on the other hand is done, Bird’s gone down and he couldn’t find an ID on the floater. He tears up the photo and throws it away before telling Bunk that he’s going to give it another try with Elena. The pair head home.

Ziggy walks out of the bar and is confronted by Frank, he wants to know what’s going on with Ziggy and tells him to come on a walk. Frank talks about how well things seem to be working out, and then asks what the heck Ziggy was pulling lighting up a $100 bill in front of people struggling for money. Frank goes on to muse a little about where he went wrong with Ziggy. How he should have sent him to college, but Ziggy interrupts him and tells him about how great childhood was and everything he recalls about it all.

Bea passes on the information they’ve found out about the cans, there’s a definite pattern with one shipping line “Talco” and the same checker Thomas “Horseface” Pakusa. The case has its first break here, but he’s already been grand juried and didn’t even blink. Bunk struggles with his hangover throughout this, while Lester explains just how good the operation is and how it seems Sobotka is involved. Bunk suggests folding the cases together but Daniels isn’t having any of that. The next step is to clone the computer and watch in real time. Bunk continues to dry retch as they leave him.

In County Avon and Dee pass each other in the corridor, Avon calls after Dee – who turns and looks at him silently for a while before leaving.

McNulty and Elena are on their date; Elena is still bitter about McNulty’s past indiscretions and drinking. McNulty tells her how he’s basically retired, working the boats. He’s looking to push how much he’s changed on her and how much he wants another chance. Elena offers him a quick roll in the sack and we’re treated to a bit of nekkid Callie Thorne.



Nicky, Ziggy and Johnny 50 arrive with the chemicals for Vondras, they offered either cash or more than that in heroin. Ziggy’s keen to do this, but Nicky isn’t sure. Eventually he settles on half in cash, half in dope and Vondra agrees. Ziggy talks about turning the package around and Nicky tells him to stay out of it; Nicky will handle it all instead. The trio leave.

McNulty is sat downstairs in Elena’s feeling pleased, he’s convinced the fling means they’re back together. But they’re not and Elena makes him understand this.

At the prison library Dee is being watched by the same inmate who followed him around before. He pushes some books out to a back room before being followed in there. Mugs then closes the door and engages Dee in some small talk before strangling him with a belt. He then sets Dee up next to the door and makes it look like a suicide. He then locks the door and walks away, leaving Dee dead behind the door…







The Review:

In case you weren’t sure, All Prologue’s title makes it quite clear that everything we’ve seen up until this point was just the build up. This episode delivers major punches, the start of the episode being far more jovial than the end of it with Omar's star turn as a states witness. But those humourous moments are just the prologue to the loss of a major cast member.

Omar’s talking about the Greek mythology is another subtle example of how The Wire is structured after the Greek tragedy; it’s the closest the show has come to admitting outright that this is the way it’s designed, with the cyclic nature of storytelling and history that brings.

The main thing to talk about here is Dee, poor Dee - there's almost no indication of what's coming for him here. We see him move on with his life and settle himself down for the long haul in prison. He flushes the drugs and attends book club, showing the same intelligence and insight we've seen from him previously. But then there's Stringer's mysterious meeting and Mugs watching Dee, small hints at what's coming.

And when it does come, it's not a pleasant or triumphant moment. Dee is killed in a harsh and messy manner, strangulation is not a pleasant way to die (not that there really is such a thing) and The Wire doesn't shy away from one moment of it. We're forced to watch Dee's desperate struggles as he breathes his last and then, afterwards we're forced to watch Mugs set it up to look like a suicide before leaving. It's just brutal.

Dee suffers the same fate as Gatsby did in The Great Gatsby, unable to escape from the life he was in and ultimately murdered.

Elsewhere in the episode there's some progress, much of it is dominated by the Bird/Gant trial. Which ends in a favourable result for the prosecution - thanks of course to an amazing turn on the stand from Omar. Especially the moment where he called Levy out for exactly what he is, both Omar and Levy benefit from the drug trade in their own manner. It's a damning inditment of the man and one he completely deserves to receive. Especially as it's clear Levy doesn't consider himself a criminal because technically he doesn't break the law.

The Detail makes their first serious progress thanks to Lester and Bea, they've found their first link in the chain with Horseface. While he's a difficult nut to crack it is progress which is always good.

As I said last time, All Prologue is one of my favourite episodes of the season. In part because it's unrelenting in it's snatching of D'Angelo's life right before us, in part because of the progress of the case - it starts here, and in part because of Omar's performance at the trial. It mixes investigation, comedy and drama all into one wonderful whole.

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Forced Viewing - Week Three

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The attempt to expose myself to a variety of light or trashy entertainment continues at a rather slow pace, mostly because I'm limited to trying this out on Fridays and Saturday evenings - fortunately an abnormal amount of trash collects on those two days here in the UK so I can normally catch a few programs.

First up this week was Totally Saturday, a light entertainment/game show in the style of the 1990s and presented by Graham Norton. I must confess I do enjoy watching Graham Norton on TV, but he can get a little shrill when he's doing his chat show. On the other hand he's completely in his element on Totally Saturday and very well suited to the strange and humiliating events the public are forced to go through.

This week people threw ma tresses out of windows in an attempt to win new furniture by weighing it on giant scales, a man had to identify the celebrity in his shed (which had been 'stolen' and moved into the studio), another man was dressed as a hamster and made to run for 40 seconds in a giant wheel for a meager £565 - I guess we know the price of his pride now and the old 'spell words out of letters you're wearing' game was played. The girl band Saturday were also present, but the most attractive woman was a member of the team who won a trip to Kenya - I think her name was Kath (maybe). Perhaps I'm getting maturer now that I'm more interested in members of the public over preening songbirds. One would hope so.

I decided to watch the new series of Total Wipeout - but I have little to say about that except it's gotten old fast and I quickly grew tired of it. I also gave Make My Body Younger on BBC3 a whirl, expecting some horror involving plastic surgery, make up tips (or "paint on lies" as I prefer to call make up), new clothing and rude comments about the poor member of the public who's inflicting the show on themselves. Instead I discovered a moderately intelligent show extolling the virtues of diet, exercise and confidence.

The episode I watched included a Welshman named Chris who was imaginatively nicknamed "Welshie", I imagine his eventual fate will be a terrible demise on Omega 3 at the hands of Trek fan Melllvar. But before then we at least got to see him learn the horrors he was inflicting on his body in a variety of manners and see if he's able to turn his life around. Like any stereotypical Welshman Chris's problems were his weight and the ridiculous amount of alcohol he consumed each month - around 800 units. That's ten times the recommended consumption level. Or to put it another way, that's around 400 pints a month or approximately 13 pints a day. Amazingly despite this abuse he'd only gained four stone over two years - but his body was pushing 40 years old, pretty tragic for a 24 year old.

But after being shown the error of his ways and helped along in a variety of methods Chris actually managed to turn his life around in a short period and went from looking sweaty, overweight and constantly tired into a far brighter and more energetic individual. So on the whole I was impressed with Make My Body Younger - it's a show with far better intentions than the simply awful Embarrassing Illnesses. But then again it's not hard to be better than that particular piece of cruelty.

I caught a bit of Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow this week which is sort of the spiritual successor to Live at the Apollo, it's a far more energetically paced show with four acts (and Michael) so each of them has a brief time on stage to wow you. That's a pretty good thing because it means they can trot out the very best of their material for you to laugh at. Also if you don't click with one of the acts it's no problem because there are three others (and Michael) to try out. I enjoyed two out of the four acts (and Michael) - Neil's act was superb (best of the night) and Kerry Goldiman was pretty good also.

I look forward to watching reruns of it on Dave. But until then you can catch it on the BBC iPlayer here.

I've also come to realise one thing which I can't afford to miss out on during 'Shield Week' Torchwood will be airring and I must watch and rip into it as much as possible. So I shall be taking a "break" each day to watch the latest episode of Torchwood and write about it here. I guess that makes it Shield/Torchwood Week - I shall dub it "Shield me from Torchwood" then or possibly something else which is actually witty...

I'm sure Aaron over at Snark and Fury will be also ripping into the episodes with his usual glee and wit. He's already been listening to the audio plays and writing about them on twitter. I'm sure that Rob and Dan will also have something to write about Torchwood this coming week. Sadly I suspect Alien Rohypnol wielding Radioactive Zombie Hulk Owen will not be making an appearance as I didn't forward the script to the BBC.
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No Content, Content - Next Week's plan

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I've been struggling somewhat to figure out what to write over the past few days; family, work, the heatwave and a general lack of inspiration have contributed. I did mean to write about Big Love, but I'm still a disc away from seeing the entire first season and I don't think it's right to review a single season DVD set you haven't watched all the way through. So I've decided to settle on this instead, which is a semi-apologetic yes I've been lax updating since Tuesday and semi-here's the plan for the next few days.

Depending on what TV I catch later this evening and tomorrow I'll hopefully have a Forced Viewing up, but my vitriol has been somewhat blunted since I got sidetracked into watching Knightmare again (after writing about it on Tuesday). I've quite literally been sat on the edge of the sofa shouting various things at the TV - including but not limited to answers to riddles, commands to the dungeoneer and general cries of how foolish they've been - generally when they decide to take a weapon from a clue room instead of something random like a stick; in Knightmare weapons are always useless - which is a good thing both for the positive message and because it means the team can't try and muscle their way past problems.

The show is just so tense and the way it staggers each group's quests over several episodes and you can never be sure how long a group will survive. So one group falls halfway through the episode and the next one is up - so I just HAVE to see how they do... Next thing you know I realise it's Friday and I haven't updated... Ooops.

Anyway, Sunday will be the sixth episode of the recap/review thing which is Watching The Wire. The episode is "All Prologue" and is one of my favourite ones in the season, so it should be pretty good to read. But it's next week which will be a little unusual, I've taken a sabbatical from work and the intent for the first part of it is pretty simple. I'm going to sit down and marathon watch The Shield from start to finish, blogging about each day as I do so. I'll pretty much watch it constantly; just taking breaks for exercise, food and so forth - writing about it as I do so. Then at the end of each day I'm going to post what's there up here. It's pretty much going to be a random collection/timeline of events during the entire week, call it a psychological experiment if you like.

We're talking about seven seasons totalling eighty nine episodes which works out at around 58 hours. I imagine I'll be able to watch most of a season in a day, but we'll see. The big question I have is if I watch it with the commentary on or not; I've never listened to all of the commentary on The Shield because I just love watching the show, I'm not tired of seeing it and I guess I'm a little concerned the commentary might break the "reality" of the experience for me. It probably won't, but also I'll miss out on the stories - so I think most likely I'll watch the show 'neat' and save the commentary for another time.

The only break I will take is if this viewing overruns and I'm still watching by next Sunday - because I have no desire to miss writing the seventh part of Watching The Wire 2 I'll take a break from The Shield to get that up.

And that's the plan for the next week or so. Hopefully I'll have proper content for you tomorrow!
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